Thursday, October 29, 2009
As heard on Christian Radio, a "soulful" (sorry!) question of the ages...
Monday, October 26, 2009
Moishe Plotnik's Laundry
Moishe Plotnik's Laundry
.....Moishe Plotnik's Laundry
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Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was fascinated with all
the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turned a corner and saw a building with
the sign "Moishe Plotnik's
Chinese Laundry." "Moishe
Plotnik?" he wondered. "How
does that fit in Chinatown?".
So he walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking Chinese laundry. He could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the name as there were baseball hats, T-Shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry."There was also a fair selection of Chinatown souvenirs, indicating that the name alone had brought many tourists into the shop. The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office.Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase in English, thickly accented with Chinese.
The tourist asked, "Can you tell me how this place got a name like "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry?"
The old man answered, 'Ah..Evleebody ask me dat. It name of owner.'
Looking around, the tourist asked,
'Is he here now?''It me, Me him!' replied the old man.
'Really? You're Chinese. How did
you ever get a Jewish name like
Moishe Plotnik?'
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.
It simple' said the old man.
'Many, many year ago I come to
thes country. I standing in
line at 'Documentation Center
of Immiglation.'Man in front of me was Jewish
man from Poland.''Lady at counter look at him
and say to him, 'What your name?'He say to her, 'Moishe Plotnik.'
.
Then she look at me and say,
'What your name?'
I say, 'Sam Ting.'
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Regarding reactions to my Holocaust Deniers post...
genocide continues to this very moment, most notably in Occupied Palestine."
Frish
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Holocaust Deniers
To be Polanski-ed!
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Always nice to print for you...
From: Troy
Date: Thu, Oct 8, 2009 at 3:21 PM
Subject: RE: Always nice to print for you...
TO: FRISH
Hi –
Thank you so much for all of your help. As you saw this year, things were a little hectic, especially with our communication.
I received the booklets and was impressed with the service that I am accustomed to receiving through working with you.
I look forward to the next time.
Troy
From: Frish
Sent: Wednesday, October 07, 2009 11:19 AM
To: Troy
Subject: Always nice to print for you...
Troy:
I know we were down to the wire on this last one…
And, our last conversation was so focused on how much time we had to get it done!!!
I suspect all turned out well, and I thank you for the business…
Frish
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Sponsor Stu for The Military Religious Freedom Foundation!
| Fundraising target: | $1,000 |
| So far I have raised: | $999.50 |
I'm still laughing.
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Thursday, September 24, 2009
ding dong schoolyard - Snippets from Traffic School!
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- When the level reaches beyond this, to 0.25 and 0.40, you'd better call an ambulance because the average person will be in a coma.
- Levels of 0.45 and up, you'd better call the police; the average person will be dead.
Congratulations!
You passed the final exam!
You got 48 questions correct.
Friday, September 11, 2009
What kind of humanist are you?
Hedonistic Humanist
You are one of life's enjoyers, determined to get the most you can out of your brief spell on this glorious planet. What first attracted you to atheism was the prospect of liberation from the Ten Commandments, few of which are compatible with a life of pleasure. You play hard and work quite hard, have a strong sense of loyalty and a relaxed but consistent approach to your philosophy. You can't see the point of abstract principles and probably wouldn't lay down your life for a concept, though you might for a friend. Something of a champagne humanist, you admire George Bernard Shaw for his cheerful agnosticism and pursuit of sensual rewards, and your Hollywood hero is Marlon Brando, who was beautiful (for a while), irascible and aimed for goodness in his own tortured way. You adored the humanist London bus slogan ("There's probably no God, now stop worrying and enjoy your life") and are delighted that wild young comedians like Stewart Lee, Christina Martin and Ricky Gervais share your full-blooded rejection of religion. Sometimes you might be tempted to allow your own pleasures to take precedence over your ethics. But everyone is striving for that elusive balance between the good and the happy life. You'd probably better open another bottle and agree that for you there's no contest.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
A most frightening paragraph...
Monday, August 31, 2009
Here's my most probable "disease"
Monday, August 24, 2009
I made a referral...
From a dating site...Q&A
The one thing Christie is most passionate about:
- Various charities, animals esp.dogs, theater, traveling
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Marko Evening - quick video
A Marko Evening
Here are the results of a recent Friday Evening with Marko
1. LACMA for jazz event (woman in shorts singing, was very impressive)
2. The Broad Museum for the House Crashing Into House sculpture Take No Pictures
3. A quick run through LACMA<
(Smiling guy is Marko)
4. Out to Universal - Powder was the first group and they did performance art and rocked out
Pink hair, trapeze act and other performance art, really good rock and roll all at once.
5. The second group was a Rock band from the 70s, still playing the odd venue! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_(band)
Overall, a very nice Marko evening, as they go...
Drinking: Less than usual, none actually
Traffic incident: There was none! No traffic that is!!!
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Is the recession over, I ask again?
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
2009's answer to the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
Sunday, August 2, 2009
The world and how it's going
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Is the worst of the recession over??? ... people shopping, tourists gawking...
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
The Moon and some Haiku
Furries vs. Planties
Friday, July 24, 2009
Jimmy Carter - He's giving up religion for women!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Mad Cow Disease, it may not be just from cows anymore!
Monday, July 20, 2009
The last line can be "The Bottom Line".
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
It is to laugh!
Friday, May 22, 2009
from Craigslist Haiku Hotel 2009
"Nonsense."
"Ridiculous."
"Fantastic"
"Absurd"
"Bosh," they chorused again and continued.
"We're not interested in making sense; it's not our job," scolded the first.
"Besides," explained the second, "one word is as good as another, so why not use them all?"
"Then you don't have to choose which one is right," advised the third.
"Besides," sighed the fourth, "if one is right, then ten are ten times right."
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Not a Nigerian scam artist at least!
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I am a single Chinese girl without child, i am serious finding a soul hasband sothat build together a marriage .
I am a very upright , kindhearted , honest ,warm-hearted, understanding, easy-going, open-minded kind, considerate, compasionate, affectionate lady.
I would be happy to get acquainted with you ,I hope to hear from you .wish you a pleasant day!
Sincerely,
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Sunday, May 3, 2009
Life is very likely a natural (and inevitable!) outcome of geo-chemical processes.
Here's some speculation that this is entirely so!
http://www.americanscientist.org/issues/feature/2009/3/the-origin-of-life/1
This is a bit "dense" but worthwhile. Obviously scientific rigor must proceed, but it is fascinating regardless.
--
Cheers,
Frish
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Promises, Promises!
I sit near the phone feeling
like a wallflower...
I am not upset.
I anticipate NOTHING...
Expectations: Met!
Sunday, April 19, 2009
"See ya", however you say it!
She responded: Saunala
Seeking girls with muscular calves: A Response to a Craiglisting
Girls with muscular calves $40/h (West LA)
Reply to: gigs-nhfsu-1269375@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-04-18, 9:24PM PDT
Pay is $40/hour. If we shoot again, it goes up. I usually like to shoot several times with a model i like working with.
Feel free to send photos of calves in tiptoe to muscularcalves@live.com
No nudity/ no experience and a lot of fun!
- Location: West LA
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: $40/h
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
"The most pressing problem ever faced by humanity"
Glad scientists "get it". Too bad about the general public...
Cheers,
Frish
Monday, April 13, 2009
The best poll on the net!
| Getting an Erection in Hot Nude Yoga: | ||||||||||
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Note from Frish: Yes, there is a practice known as Hot Nude Yoga. I have yet to go to a session.
Here are the results of the poll so far...
| I love getting an erection and celebrate my penis. | ||
| 894 | 44.2% | |
| Is very normal if and when it happens. | ||
| 693 | 34.3% | |
| Stops me from coming to Class. | ||
| 197 | 9.7% | |
| Why is anyone even talking about this in the first place. | ||
| 153 | 7.6% | |
| I never get an erection so I do not worry. | ||
| 84 | 4.2% | |
| Number of Voters | : 2021 |
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Typo Correction
| There was a typo in the first copy of Rat Experiments that I sent. "P"ver population instead of over population. This file corrects it. I need new glasses. -- Bill |
Genetically Modified: But will the pigs eat it?
Yes, but will the pigs eat it? Build a better mousetrap and you still may fail...in a way he holds out hope for "democacy" over "commercial" in terms of whose interests are served.
"The GM food safety debate seems to have been initiated by the commercialization of GM crops and has since become more heated. This debate has important implications for the development of this new technology, which is viewed as a major approach in the fight against global hunger. Also, it is widely recognized that consumer acceptance will ultimately determine whether GM foods can survive and expand in the marketplace, and will conclude this debate to some extent, at least with regard to policymaking."
http://www.agbioforum.missouri.edu/v5n4/v5n4a02-zhong.htm
Zhong F., Marchant, M.A., Ding, Y., & Lu, K. (2002). GM foods: A Nanjing case study of Chinese consumers' awareness and potential attitudes. AgBioForum, 5(4), 136-144. Available on the World Wide Web: http://www.agbioforum.org
Suzies Apartment Listing 3-15
future of city living
"apartment near beach"
salty waters rise
shorelines must accommodate
People need to move
When icey flows swell
such volumes of water
changes sea level
less water reaches
less green grass so more beaches
EvironMental
Sunday, March 8, 2009
You have a case of humans!
Friday, March 6, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
Great to have clients, however self centered!
We have a new brochure we are looking into. Right now we are looking at four different options. You may want to stop by so I can review the prototypes with me.
(Meeting tomorrow regardless!)
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Octomom Joke(?)
You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the
person next to you pays your bill.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
A defense of VHEMT, from an outsider's perspective!
Your old pal Frish has been attacked by posters on a completely different blog, where he was explaining his Volunteer status.
Another poster, Chuck A, posted this most marvelous explanation of what is seen by some on that blog (it is of by and for atheists) to be my very own "irrational" or "hypocritical" stance, of living on with my life while denying life to any offspring, and espousing the view that humanity is doomed, regardless of any solution (that has yet to be) offered:
To weigh down a comment Frish made (excerpted below) with even more verbiage...
Humans aren't just individuals, we are highly social animals.
What we choose to define as either good or evil are - primarily, but not exclusively - both the product and the means by which we interact with our fellow humans.
Out of this ever-changing and never-ending struggle to balance our individual needs and desires with our need to remain a functional part of our social milieu(s), we develop ethics, morals, our sense of right and wrong.
Many societies have chosen over the millennia to ascribe their "codes" of right and wrong to the will of some sort of deity or deities. This (it is widely believed) lends greater weight to the value of the social code, and helps to regulate behavior and impose sanctions for violations of the code.
Atheists have - I would assume - realized that all such moral codes are in reality created by humans such as themselves, and no deities need apply for sponsorship of the values of their own as well as any other society on this planet, past, present or future.
To fully realize that WE have created our own codes of ethics and morality is NOT to negate the individual or group need for such codes. It is to realize that the responsibility for all such codes has always and will always be the responsibility of every individual, acting both individually and in concert with others.
In other words, WE all know that we have to act both for our own personal betterment and for the betterment of society. This need and this realization is "built into" us by some 3 million years of natural selection working on us to mould us into highly social, symbol creating/using par excellance, animals.
So it should not surprise anyone that someone who feels that humanity, en masse, is currently making so many behavioral mistakes that it will soon drive itself into extinction, will simultaneously feel the need to modify and control his own behavior so as to cause the least harm to others and to other life forms on the planet. After all, he could be wrong: humanity might survive despite the bad odds our moral individual beholds, and he wants humanity and/or the other earthly life forms to have the best possible chance for success.
Only an amoral person - or more accurately, a sociopath - which nearly all theists believe that all atheists truly are (whatever either group claims to "believe"), would use this pessimistic (or grimly realistic) vision for the future as personal license to do anything he wants to anyone/anything he wants, anytime he wants. Thoughtful atheists know they don't need the imaginary club of eternal damnation to behave in a socially responsible manner.
As someone recently paid to advertise on city buses (in England, I believe), "Just be good for goodness sake."
That's what it really boils down to.
yours,
Chuck A
At 07:58 PM 2/23/2009, frish wrote:
Because, dear Dima, we are moral creatures and almost all of us act morally (within our cultural teachings) almost all of the time. God isn't necessary for that, and I, within what I know to be moral, won't act as you suggest either.(Dima had suggested, that, if I'm right and we're all doomed, why not just ignore our carbon footprint and do whatever we wish. I'm no hermit, but I also know that having no offspring is the best I can do for the rest of life, and it reduces the numbers who will suffer when the biosphere no longer supports our species. That's my moral stance, as Chuck A has so beautifully amplified. Frish)






