Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Sportsman's Double

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK
for a 61-year-old.

As I drank I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd
ever had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

I said, 'No' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mum, you still awake?'