Guinea Pig Love

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/pet/354470002.html

Not sure how long this link will be up, so I've also copied the text of the original below:

6 mo old (guinea) piggie needs some one willing to soak his genitals in oil and water daily to work back his forskin. It got stuck, and now has gunk built up on it. We r moving and I can't stomach doing this. He comes w his cage, and all acc. Please help him.

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