Psycho Songs: "I'm happy I live in a split-level head"

I'm Happy I Live In A Split-Level Head lyrics by Napoleon Xiv

I’ve lived in apartments, I’ve lived in a home
I traveled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places you won’t have me dead
‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head

I do what I want to; no worries, no cares
If anyone bugs me I climb little stairs
Way up to a level where I feel no threat
‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head

The stair climbing's nothing, I couldn’t care less
I don’t rush for busses and trains are a mess
There’s no one to care for, I don’t make a bed
‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head

I like how I’m living, I’m nobody’s slave
My head’s above water, so don’t make a wave
There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed
‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head

So why should I move when the neighborhood’s right?
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
Now I call this living, what’s more, like I said
‘cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head

Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what's new
You sure couldn’t have them and live like I do
You think I have problems, but you do instead
‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head

I live with two people, I like both of them
He likes both of me and I like both of him
They’re my alter-egos and to them I’m wed
‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head

There’s no civil status in my neighborhood
And its that kind of thinking, that keeps it so good
I don’t take the lead but I like to be led
‘Cause I’m happy I live in a split-level head

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http://www.lenovovision.com/lv2/mediaplayer.php?fid=water_tank&locale=en-ca

This is one weird video, there are more of them.

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What a losing proposition, ah, the tech marketers of today, making the same mistakes as their forebears, since, history repeats itself, and old men like me are let go from the ivory towers of marketing...

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