Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Moon and some Haiku

I didn't start talking until many months after what was deemed "normal" at the time.

I was also being raised by my six-years older sister.  I'm sure she did her share of translating my oral and physical communication, so I had less motivation to have my vocalizations be generally recognizable.

At around age 3, when I did start talking, I spoke in complete sentences, and, I started with:

"I want to be the first boy on the moon"  (Circa early 1958)

Any vocal deficiencies I appeared to suffer from have given way to my capability to share a truly  exquisite aural experience.

People have told me
My voice is enchanting...
Hope I satisfy.

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On My Alternate Life

Exists only in
grey matter between my ears....
flows out my fingers...

Furries vs. Planties

One of my weirdest first dates was with a woman who confided, during a sushi dinner, that she was into "kink".

Not to seem put off, surprised, or otherwise intimidated, and, knowing there are many types of "kink", I asked if she was into "Plush" (by which I meant "Furry", as portrayed in the comic attached), which I would consider kinky but harmless...

No, she assured me her interest in me was that I was much bigger than she was and therefore could definitely inflict pain.

---Check Please---

Friday, July 24, 2009

Jimmy Carter - He's giving up religion for women!

To give the human friendly world even a paltry chance, this needs to happen everywhere soon...

Frish
"Fearless Leader, L.A. BRIGHTS, Emeritus"
Population Non-Contributor - no one blames me

((Yes, I know that's funny.))

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Mad Cow Disease, it may not be just from cows anymore!

"...according to the Journal of Alzheimer's Disease article, there are several reasons to be concerned about fish spreading mad cow to humans. "


I find hope in that someone is actually trying to do something proactive about a possible vector for BSE.

It's gerontological in provenance, but universal in consequence. 

I lived in the U.K. pre-Mad Cow culling of the beef livestock.  
Been 20 years, about enough time to exhibit symptoms...

I don't know about me and I expect my clone lacks prions.
...but, if it's not one thing, it's another (apologies to Gilda)

Cheers,

Frish

Monday, July 20, 2009

The last line can be "The Bottom Line".

Here's the literal "bottom line" from an AP story on Y!ahoo

"An Indian official told Clinton that India won't accept limits on its greenhouse gases."

"We have met the enemy and he is us" - all respect and credit to Walt Kelly for "Pogo's Observation".

From nearer the top of the article:
"The G-8 summit members in Italy agreed to limit the planet's average temperature rise to 2 degrees Celsius (3.6 degrees Fahrenheit) above levels recorded 150 years ago."

They neglected to suggest how this could, or would be done, however.

Top UN climate expert faults G-8 goal without deed
By JOHN HEILPRIN, Associated Press Writer – Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:00 pm ET  (about 6.5 hrs ago, sorry I am not more current...)

My review, above, "turns the story on it's head" if you will.  Frish

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

File under "Book titles we thought we'd never see!"

I just like saying "Buttafuoco"...