Thursday, October 29, 2009

As heard on Christian Radio, a "soulful" (sorry!) question of the ages...

Are ghosts departed spirits or demons?

Monday, October 26, 2009

Moishe Plotnik's Laundry

Moishe Plotnik's Laundry


 

 

 

 

.....Moishe Plotnik's Laundry  
        

 


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Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was fascinated with all 
the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.  He turned a corner and saw a building with 
the sign "Moishe Plotnik's 
Chinese Laundry."  "Moishe 
Plotnik?" he wondered. "How 
does that fit in Chinatown?"

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So he walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking Chinese laundry.  He could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the name as there were baseball hats, T-Shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry."There was also a fair selection of Chinatown souvenirs, indicating that the name alone had brought many tourists into the shop.  The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office.

Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase in English, thickly accented with Chinese. 

The tourist asked, "Can you tell me how this place got a name like "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry?" 
 

The old man answered, 'Ah..Evleebody ask me dat.  It name of owner.'

Looking around, the tourist asked, 
'Is he here now?'

'It me, Me him!' replied the old man.

'Really?  You're Chinese.  How did 
you ever get a Jewish name like 
Moishe Plotnik?'

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It simple' said the old man. 
'Many, many year ago I come to 
thes country.  I standing in 
line at 'Documentation Center 
of Immiglation.'Man in front of me was Jewish 
man from Poland.'

'Lady at counter look at him 
and say to him, 'What your name?'

He say to her, 'Moishe Plotnik.'

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Then she look at me and say, 
'What your name?' 
  
  I say, 'Sam Ting.'

 

 

 

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Regarding reactions to my Holocaust Deniers post...

(LES, WROTE THE FOLLOWING AND THEN DECIDED IT would JUST INITIATE A FLAME WAR SO I DECIDED NOT TO SENT TO THE GROUP LISTS...BUT HAD TO SHARE SO HERE YOU GO!)

I am so glad my recent thread "Holocaust Deniers" concerning MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE regards not having children caused such a great number of reactions.

The Holocaust to which I referred is the only Holocaust that is capitalized...but all of the events that subsequent posters referred to certainly and simply reinforce my decision not to have children (a decision I made in 1962).  

And no one even mentioned the HUTU-TUTSI CONFLICT  or Pol Pot...

However, and I'm rather disturbed by this...
"I'd have to add to the voices here pointing out that the horror of attempted
genocide continues to this very moment, most notably in Occupied Palestine."

"Occupied Palestine" is what is known by all those who live by the rule of law as the sovereign nation of Israel.  How that came to be certainly is a subject of great debate actually, but, it is clear the Israel is a nation recognized by the overwhelming majority of other nations, and has a seat in the United Nations.

Are the Israeli's doing the "right" thing, to make the lives of those in Gaza and the West Bank uncomfortable/impossible/and or deadly?  Do they react to attacks in ways that are contrary to the "law of war"?  Probably they do...however, they also are continuing to have rockets and suicide bombings and other inappropriate and violent actions taken against Israel by those in the affected areas...and they are surrounded by 100's of millions of people living under governments that choose not to recognize Israel's right to exist as a Jewish state. 

However, there is NO genocide proceeding there.  If the Israeli's really were killing Palestinians as the Nazis killed Jews there would not be any Palestinians left.

Another poster tried to equate the Dresden fire bombing with "genocide" once again totally off the mark..

This may well be a heinous war crime as Dresden was in no way a military target and hundreds of thousands of  Civilian Germans were destroyed.  (See Slaughterhouse 5, Kurt Vonnegut).

Hey, there is evidence that the Japanese were ready to surrender BEFORE the atomic bomb drops, which also are a valid subject for those who know about the rules of war.

PLEASE NOTE AND BEFORE YOU TRY TO COMPARE OTHER CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY WITH THE HOLOCAUST...

THE ENTIRE NAZI MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX WAS CREATED AND FOCUSED WITH A PRIMARY GOAL TO ERADICATE JEWS FROM THE WORLD.  PERIOD.

as one well researched tome on the topic.

Although I am Jewish by heritage, I am not a Zionist, far from it.  I am the Fearless Leader Emeritus of the Los Angeles Brights, and therefore accept no supernatural concepts as anything more than fairy tales.  Life is the inevitable outcome of the chemistry of the Earth...http://www.americanscientist.org/issues/feature/2009/3/the-origin-of-life/1 and there is no such thing as an "afterlife".  

However, I know better than to argue this with those who do yearn for an afterlife...and choose to believe that such a thing can/does exist...

I am not an Israeli apologist either...the Palestinians who were displaced have valid grievances against the Israelis and those ought to be adjudicated.  And, the Palestinians ought to recognize the state of Israel, and they all ought to attempt to reduce the violence in that part of the world...

To "equate" what is happening in the Gaza and West Bank with what the Nazi's were up to is so far off the mark that those who espouse such views "are beyond the reach of reason"...as I suggested regards those who deny the Holocaust.

Just had to rant...and am more happy everyday that none of my kids can blame me for the rapidly retreating Glaciers around the world, which will result in the Death Of Billions...sooner than almost anyone even imagines...
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Cheers,

Frish

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Holocaust Deniers

Got a pretty horrendous email today from a friend who felt the need to share pics of the holocaust with me "so we shouldn't forget".

Just another reason I didn't have children...

1. Partly because I had to see those pictures in religious school on Saturdays for 10 years.

2. Partly because if people could do those things to other people I didn't want to put my kids at the risk of it happening to them.

Those who deny the Holocaust are beyond reach of reason.
...much like those who believe in god...

To be Polanski-ed!

I've shared the latest of my short stories here, with the working title of "Pranks by Boys".

Enjoy and let me know if you think they might try to Polanski me...

Hey, did I just coin a term?  or is "to be Polanski-ed" already twittered around the world?

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Always nice to print for you...

MY CUSTOMERS LOVE ME...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Troy
Date: Thu, Oct 8, 2009 at 3:21 PM
Subject: RE: Always nice to print for you...
TO: FRISH

Hi –

Thank you so much for all of your help.  As you saw this year, things were a little hectic, especially with our communication.

I received the booklets and was impressed with the service that I am accustomed to receiving through working with you.

I look forward to the next time.

Troy

From: Frish 
Sent: Wednesday, October 07, 2009 11:19 AM
To: Troy
Subject: Always nice to print for you...

 

Troy:

I know we were down to the wire on this last one…

And, our last conversation was so focused on how much time we had to get it done!!!

 

I suspect all turned out well, and I thank you for the business…

 

Frish