Best comment re: Rick Santorum's "Win"

"The GOP has truly relocated to CrazyTown! 

A mythical place where Newt's the cranky old libidinous Mayor, 

Mitt's the anal retentive, dictatorial Comptroller, 

and Rick's the dim-witted dog catcher. "  

(Stolen by frish.  Many thanks to the poster, Juno100, who caught the gist of the evening.)

Haiku to Santorum (by Frish)

Corporations ain't folk!  

Gay marriage isn't illegal.

Earth needs shepherding...

It's important to explore...

Here's something unsustainable that has unintended (not necessarily unforeseen) consequences...

http://news.yahoo.com/report-russian-scientists-drill-antarctic-ice-sheet-lake-193300530.html 

Let's open up and thereby pollute this insanely scarce "resource", while allowing whatever has been sequestered down there to invade up here!

Next year's headline: "Surviving THE LIFE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE WORLD...!

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"FRISH