Osama Bin Laden and the Genie...

I know several "Mean Genie" jokes:

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and opened it.

A female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you."

The genie both annoyed and grateful said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Michelle Bachmann at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.. God is good!

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

Woman knocks down pope at Christmas Eve Mass

From the article:

In his homily, delivered unflappably after the incident, Benedict urged the world to "wake up" from selfishness and petty affairs, and find time for God and spiritual matters.

"To wake up means to leave that private world of one's own and to enter the common reality," Benedict said. "Conflict and lack of reconciliation in the world stem from the fact that we are locked into our own interests and opinions, into our own little private world."

Woman knocks down pope at Christmas Eve Mass

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091225/ap_on_re_eu/eu_vatican_christmas

Can't "believe" I totally agree with the pope...

"Leave that private world and enter the common reality"...

yes indeed, excellent advice!  Follow it and you too shall find peace.

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Cheers,

Frish

To: Black and Decker...tried to send this via your website, but the site wouldn't "send" my message...

We purchased a Black & Decker toaster oven from Target within the last 6 months.

I was ALWAYS concerned about using it, since setting it to toast, for example, meant that the heating elements turned on, EVEN WHEN THE DOOR WAS OPEN, AND it DIDN'T TURN OFF IF THE DOOR WAS OPENED DURING OPERATION. Seems that is "working as designed" but also seems Dangerous and not "fool proof". Well, yesterday I smelled burning plastic during the toaster oven's operation, and discovered that the power cord was beginning to turn from white to a lovely toasty brown color. I unplugged the device before it burned itself to smithereens, tripped a circuit breaker or lit a fire in my kitchen. Not Happy, unbelievably dangerous in regular operation, and now, we're shopping for a toaster oven again. Incredibly poorly designed and low quality product.

And now, your website thwarted my effort to send feedback. (The "send" button for the customer feedback function refused to function!)

My generally low expectations concerning consumer product companies was significantly reinforced thanks to your Toaster Oven.

The date code is 842EH.

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Frish

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