Sunday, January 11, 2015

BRIDGE CHAT



hylfy was from the People's Republic of China, and had his comedic bone removed.

He bid and made 7 Clubs, so I was congratulating him on the hand.
is that all p? (meaning, there is nothing else, this was when the hand was already decided, he just had yet to finish it, I was trying to be funny, with the WOW and well done partner (wdp)) 

Perhaps "WOW" means something entirely different in Chinese? 

Anyway there were no good Chinese google translations for "fuck u r mm" so that's baffling.

(Xie Xie is thank you in Mandarin.  Only someone crazy would respond to his chat with thanks. It's best to look crazy in a knife fight.)  

The "nice" part was as facetious as can be, or, congratulating him again on the hand, ambiguity is our friend.

We played for several more hands and kicked butt, he was good.

And we parted friends.  

My pacifistic tendencies continue to serve.