The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:
· The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
· The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
· The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
· The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
· The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
· The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
· The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
· The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
· The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
· The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
· The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
· The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
· The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
· The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
· The 'Decision Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
. The No CARB Exercise Room - No Cheney, No Ashcroft, No Rumsfeld, No Bush and definitely, No Rice.
· The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
