Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough. > >
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.> >
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?>
A: Childbirth.> >
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.>
A: So what's your question?> >
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?>
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.> >
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?>
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.> >
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?>
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.> >
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?>
A: Yes, pregnancy.> >
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?>
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.> >
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college
Cheers (sorry)
Frish
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