GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR AND join LinkDIN today.
Utilizing the speakers of your target's system, LinkDIN allows up to 140 decibels to be shared in any one message.
SHOUT OUT GREETINGS to friends.
Use Linkdin to DROWN OUT those you don't care to hear with HIGH PITCHED WHINES.
Earn virtual currency as your network grows, and buy all manner of stuff, Accordions, PERSONALIZED EAR PLUGS, obtain a WHITE NOISE GENERATOR, and more!
Order by December 22 and LinkDIN will guarantee delivery by Dec 24.
HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE ONE AND ALL...
