Sunday, June 15, 2014

140615 15of18 wind tunnel


When Santa Ana winds hit Southern California, all types of catastrophes can occur.

The atmosphere bunches up behind the eastern mountain slopes, and then spills over the mountains, driving down to the sea.

This movement of air, from higher to lower elevation, compresses and then heats, drying everything out, a precursor to wild fires, with the temperature at the beach higher than inland!

The smog gets compressed too, so you see a perfectly clear day everywhere to the east.
Looking out to sea, there is a thin red stain directly over the water, above which things are clear.

So, where the air is usually clear, and the ocean breeze is welcomed, now the air over the ocean is very unhealthy, as the smog concentrates through compression.

With the wind, many strange things can occur.

This particular problem could possibly be blamed on east coast architects, that were unfamiliar with how things work in SoCal.

The buildings in question looked somewhat like 6 story mushrooms, smaller first and 2nd floors, and then larger floors above, fourth and fifth and sixth.

The orientation of the front doors to the two adjacent buildings (the NW corner of the southern building was adjacent to the SE corner of it's neighbor) was on the south side of the northern building and the north side of the southern building.

With the winds, the space between the two buildings became a wind tunnel, with the 6 story building directing air precisely through the gap between the two front doors.

The side of the buildings conspired to have 50-60MPH winds, while just 100 yards away the wind was only 10-15 MPH.

It was dangerous to walk between the buildings, people were swept off their feet, and opening either entry door was difficult to impossible, with the door handles slipping from peoples fingers and slamming against the rubber stops installed in the cement behind the doors.

Engineers were called in to mitigate the problem, the solution of which was to change the location of the lobby for both buildings at a cost of millions of dollars, with the space between buildings still dangerous during Santa Anas, but without people traffic.


Love you, GMWF

--
Frish

Saturday, June 14, 2014

140614 14of18 today's effort

the exact right thing was

How can one know what the exact right thing was, in that situation.
I mean, with no more information to go on, how could the great Sherlock ever know which of at least 7 different options would have been the appropriate response to the perceived (and vague) threat(s).
Of course, Conrad was no Sherlock, just the assistant to the Supervisor, so what would he know?
(That was a joke paragraph, since I am payaso!)

I wonder if there ever is a way to know if the exact right thing is even possible.  Whatever happened happened, with our without a 'reason', and certainly, expecting something to be 'the exact right thing" is a reason!  

Since the thing was chosen as it was, there is no other outcome possible, so, isn't every moment we exist because the exact right thing was happening right up until now?

All we can do is trust that the exact right thing will happen forever.


Bon Voyage, jet set mama...

GMWF


140613 14of18 entrenched

I immediately had two thoughts, if one can have two thoughts at once.

Entrenched is the word used to described Dems and Repubs, each to their own side.

But, that term of entrenched probably come from the other thought I had...

The trench warfare of WWI, when each side was literally entrenched...as diametrically and fatally opposed as any humans can be, came to mind, mostly because of the 100 year remembrances (not celebrations surely, although fun will be had by all).

As far as the demos and repubs are concerned, someone famously said, democracy is a messy business.

When the states allow districts to be carved out of single issue/conservative cloth (or African American or Chicano districts too), they allow the current mis-representation in Washington to proliferate, continue and otherwise occur.

States rights are a JOKE.  I think the least useful portion of government is the states.

Counties know way more about their own needs, and, as Americans, we expect to share and support each other, at all times.  

But that State bureaucracy adds another layer of inefficiency.  Guess I won't be any so called "conservative's" dinner party list...

It's part of human nature, more's the pity, that we each are somewhat entrenched in our own beliefs, see the world through that prism, finding patterns that please our psyche, even if nothing is really there...

Should we be entrenched?
Our beliefs what keeps us sane
But how firmly held?

That, we all have to answer to, no one can tell you how to think.

(Not sure if the entrenched Haiku crowd would have appreciated that one, it's natural enough but can a question be part of a Haiku, I ought to publish on CraigsList see what happens.


(Day 13, thank you for your kind communication.

GMWF

Thursday, June 12, 2014

140614 14of18 my effort

your chest is

We were trying to keep me from Vietnam.
That was more than a worry back then, it was reality.
18 year old boys, upon their birthday, were subject to the draft.

I was lucky, my number was horrible (35 (out of 365, mine would have been picked), but, mine was the first year of NO DRAFT.

However, we didn't know that when I was 14 years old.

So, my Doctor heard a murmur.

A heart murmur.

He probably spent 20 minutes with his stethoscope, hovering over my seated body and moving from point to point on my chest and back, like some long legged bird, poking in the sand for food.

Then, he brought in his partner Doctor, who proceeded to listen as well.

They decided I needed a fluoroscopical investigation.  This involved swallowing "barium", that glows as it goes down a throat and into one's stomach, when view fluroscopically. 

So, in a few days, we went to the hospital and I performed that test with ease.

Back in the Doc's office, we were to listen to the results.

Oh well, no murmur or other problem in the chest...

However, when mom and the Doc went out of the room, the nurse came in, thinking she's now going to "wow" me somehow...

She said she'd like to compare two x-rays, mine and a "Full grown 6'4" man's", like to see how much more I have to grow or something...never has been understood what she was doing exactly.

Turning on the light, she stuck two films into the slots, and let me know "Your chest is on the left".

I laughed out loud since my lungs were larger than the other guys, already.

Thanks to swimming 10 year competitively at that point.  She was perplexed.


(33 seconds over 10 minutes, so sue me).

Love you, got a huge day, ciao for now.

-- GMWF

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

140611 a vigil for

I've never held, nor participated in a vigil for anything, ever.

Am I then an outlier?

Or, perhaps my lack of "fan"-aticism?

Perhaps I'm just damn lucky that no one close to me was:
held hostage by terrorists
kidnapped for ransom
dying slowly of a disease that only more money could help
lost and whereabouts unknown
or any of the myriad of reasons that one would hold a vigil...

There is an element of "prayer" surrounding vigil, as in "prayer vigil" a common expression.

Can there be a vigil (where the participants are VIGILANT) without spiritual connection?

Isn't that the purpose of a vigil, to connect a group to a common goal, whatever the high minded purpose.

Could a football team's huddle be a vigil?  

What other human activities serve a similar purpose to vigils?

I don't think there is anything quite like a vigil, in my mind, a group of people who are concentrating on a good outcome to a highly volatile/low probability of a good outcome event!

But, we wish them luck!

-- GMWF

Here's what you engender

cacoethes scribendi  [L.]  the irresistible urge to write

There may be a blog already, sorry about that...

--
Mikey

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

140610 10of18 gap

People talk about gap toothed women, most recently Maya Angelou as an example.
As if missing teeth, or having a gap between the top two front teeth, is somehow (take your pick: Sexy, smart, sassy, special, or tawdry, tedious, terse, anything but trendy.

But, gaps can also refer to geographical features, including the "cumberland gap" (Kentucky?)  

And gaps can occur in accounting, like when a budget doesn't cover the expenses incurred.

Gaps appear as a feature of clothing (that doesn't fit well...).

The gap we constantly try to fill, til death do us part, is the gap between our ears.  If we aren't continuously filling this gap with new skills/knowledge/common sense, then we're dead already.

Neurons, are they what's for dinner, or what's dinner for?

Haiku celebrating the dinner cucumber...
Spicy Cucumber
stop making my eyes teary 
Must finish typing...

Monday, June 9, 2014

140609 9of18 !!

!! - they always accused me of doing it wrong.
The bullets.
The capitalization was what killed Leo.  He couldn't stand my caps on each word on the slide
But, I maintain it is for emphasis, to ensure the reader is reading and not seeing boring typography.

When it comes to this !! diacritic or whatever, double exclaimation marks, I seldom use two.

I use 1 ! far too often!!!

So, whether in a note or a more formal presentation, I use ellipsis a lot ... as you can see... here... and here...

Also, the aforementioned exclamation point.

Don't use the question mark as much as I should, keeps the reader in suspense to have to consider questions.

For example, aren't you curious as to how I'll finish the question?

Were you surprised I only used one ? ?

Just sayin'...

It can certainly develop a dialog between writer and reader, to engage the reader in this rather quiet yet intense partnership established over these funny marks and squiggles known as letter...

Those funny symbols used to differentiate thoughts when writing, !@#$% etc., are now even more important than ever, since the chat rooms need #hashtags and {{;--} and the like.

So, be kind to the end of the sentence, even the short period is ever so important.

And, let them know when to be excited, right now, 10 minutes later !!

--
Frish

Sunday, June 8, 2014

140608 8of18 keeping it to myself, so as not to pollute.

What She Forgot

What she forgot was nothing compared to what she never knew.
What she forgot could fill volumes.
What she forgot was none of your business.
What she forgot is unimportant.
What she forgot is what hurts.
What she forgot is crucial, and no one knows how to recover her memories.
What she forgot are the exact amounts in the recipe, but the ingredients didn't elude her.
What she forgot she made up for with a garmin gps.
What she forgot he remembered, and vice versa, as luck would have it.
What she forgot kept her locked out of her own house!
What she forgot is that the ship was leaving that night, and therefore the planned rendezvous could never happen.  
What she forgot was how smart her daughter was, since Cindy took control of the situation with ease and grace far more than her years on the planet would seem possible.
(Had to work grace in there, maybe that's another goal for this effort!)
What she forgot meant the world to those she ignored, she killed the rest however.
What she forgot was how a palindrome works.
What she forgot was how to put the car into 4 wheel drive mode, so, while her back tires were slipping in the mud/slush/snow mixture, the front wheels could have pulled the truck back onto the highway, but now, the snow is gently falling, looking to bury her by daybreak!
What she forgot was how 113 degrees F felt over a 10 hour day.
What she forgot was the wine opener, so she used a rock.
What she forgot consumed her, since her memories couldn't be found.
What she forgot was the meaning of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
What she forgot she kept hidden behind the bathroom door where a notebook hung.
What she forgot kept her sane, otherwise every failed attempt would be top of mind, and no further progress could be made. 

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Note the time, I just spent 20 of 26 minutes doing nothing but writing.  

LOL

GMWF

140607 7of18 (I won' put the topic here to influence your results!)

day7 - Poodle

\Back in the day, poodle skirts were all the rage.
I remember Emily, her pink skirt adorned with Minnie Mouse.
And Marilyn, bright blue fabric, with a 56 Chevy applique.

The sock hops just would not be sock hops without poodle skirts!

Back then, the DJs had a stack of 45's to choose from, mounting and dismounting each record by hand.

If there was a band, they usually had a drummer, guitarist, a sax, and a singer.

The Twist, Mashed Potato, Madison, Watusi, Frug (long u!), the Dog, the Chicken and the Pony were all popular for a few months, and we put our all into learning the steps and getting the beat.

No one remembers the dances, but the songs that introduced them remain in the popular culture thanks to oldies stations on the radio.

Of course, after the dance we'd all had to Perkins, or IHOP, or Bridgemans - sometimes ordering the LaLa Palooza, a 26 scoop sundae, with every topping in the house (marshmallow, fudge, caramel, pineapple, peaches, and more).  
8 or 9 of us would share one, getting our chins mighty sticky as we shoveled in our favorite flavors.

I'm glad I lived back then, but wouldn't want to go back, life is as it is and so I'm enjoying as much as possible! 


Friday, June 6, 2014

140606 6of18 him / hymn

Synonyms, they sound alike, but don't mean the same.
Deer / Dear  Him / Hymn

Like people, they can have the same name, but not be at all alike.

Sam and Sam comes to mind.

Sam(a) was meticulous in everything he did.  Totally driven to perfection, the slightest item out of balance would cause a crisis.  He really was meticulous, inspiring, and admirable.

Sam(b) was a slovenly drunk, with a brain like a supercomputer.  Nothing passed it's intellect without inspection.  Not at all charismatic, Sam(b) looked like he smelt bad, although he was hygienic to an unexpected degree.

They never met, although one might suspect some sort of critical mass would occur, with them ending up melting into each other, emerging as one solitary human, no longer on either edge of the human spectrum, but plunked down nearly in the middle, relating and relate-able to everyone who met him.

Such would be a desirable occurrence from both Sam's perspectives, but I'm afraid that will have to happen only in Fantasy Land, since in this lifetime those Sam's were well away from each other...

--
Frish

Thursday, June 5, 2014

140605 5of18 Shopping List

I have spent too much time trying to find love on the internet.

Yes, I spent an entire year, and paid for 100 dinners/luncheons/brunches/b-fasts with 100 blind dates.

Some of the women were recovering.
From a bad man.
From a bottle.
From being widowed.

Some of the women were shopping, and even had lists of questions.

My second to last date, before finding someone who I was with for almost a year, was a prime example.

She wanted to know what I had done at IBM, did I hold any patents, and, did my father have any patents?

The theme to Goldfinger rises in the background, 

"Gold Digger, she's not nice, not nice, not even a pinch"
She likes gold...



--
Frish

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

140604 4of18 and the sun is

140604 and the sun is

Driving home from the desert, traveling west toward the sea. 
The highway looks wet, but it's an illusion due to warn out asphalt and the angle of the sun.
And the sun is glaring, a star-burst caught between sunglasses and front window, distracting and exhausting.
The A/C on full blast only cuts some of the heat from the glowing mass slowly setting directly ahead.
Can't see into the car ahead, but have an unobstructed view to the rear, and the sun is unrelenting as it reveals those behind.

GMWF

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Thanks smarty pants.

So, is it a dog's life?

Fixed the posting problem, haven't a clue as to where it went haywire, but created new ID and it went fine.

814 posts

0 followers

(Guess it doesn't matter much if I can post or not, eh what?!)

Determined a LONG time ago I was only amusing myself...but am coalescing around a seed of a germ of an idea regarding growing old and death, both ripe for humor...

That is, a stand up routine about having already experiencing what those invincibles cannot conceive, caring (in my little way) for my now late parents.

So three topics ...
1. Invincibles meet Inevitable!  Facing death is always a rush...
2. Corporate Humor (dilbert) Frish from Marketing (IBM, HP,SUN, .DOTcomDaze)
3. Deep Philosophy  - BEING RIGHT isn't worth much
                        ---witness my followers!
  
ROFL, that's the real humor, no one believes chicken little, and my middle name is Wolf.
(Love it when "they" cry Wolf. (or "Uncle", depending!))

And, I don't follow just about anyone, not sure what it even means, so I'm getting as good as I get.

My ignorance of much of what passes for popular culture is huge.

But I can be funny.  Turns out laughter IS the universal language.

Become a laughing yoga guru...in the comfort and safety of my own home.

followers world wide.
-- 
Frish

Test, est, es.

;
Frish

Sunday, May 18, 2014

From a blog re: Loss of Biodiversity could mean end of human race.

Frish F.         4:29pm PDT on Oct 19, 2010

Saying we're going to do a better than the species-cide we're currently committing is interesting. 

Actually doing anything is highly unlikely. 

Why wait to 2020?

It isn't the species large enough to see that I'm worried about, here's a scenario:
it's the bacteria that fixes some nutrient to the food chain, and we don't even know about it, or what we did to destroy it...

Even this site, so committed to sustainability, has, as a goal, the sustainable use of biodiversity.

Think about just one instance: Fisheries and what could/should be the human cull?

Before we had big boats and nylon nets/lines our total consumption of seafood was minimal.
So, how can any human consumption be justified, since we're the invader specie, not the cod/whales/salmon/tuna/sardines/anchovies/shrimp we're scouring out of their ecosystems.

We're an invader specie in every ecosystem we are in, basically.

Without a huge throttle down of fecundity, that is, people having zero to no more than Zero children, the earth will continue to lose species at 1000 times the background rate, we'll continue to poison the atmosphere with CO2, and, increasingly, methane from long frozen sources.

Our modus operandi - From the beginning:

Spoil Our Nest and Move On.

Well, we're spoiling our nest (into near earth orbit, with enough trash to make sending astronauts there is too risky!) but there is no where to move on to.

Don't Have Children.

That's the best way to save the species.

Sunday, May 4, 2014

craigslist haiku hotel whereI I'm a haphazard contributor

Why There Are No Extraterrestrial Humanoids frish > 05/04 13:46:32 

Lack of evidence 
We may be sole sentients 
Universe - silent 

Natural Pathways 
it's all about leftovers 
evolution grinds 

Tech helped us so far 
Overcome nature's limits 
now, we overwhelm 

Universe selects 
against our intelligence 
As we'll soon find out 

So, no aliens! 

www.vhemt.org - be a volunteer if you too believe we've already "booted the pooch".
 



Flirt frish > 05/04 13:20:34 

Yet to meet, eyes glace 
He grins widely, her hand rises 
covering a smile 
--
Frish

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Over-population is the real cause of climate change – it's killing us all off


Despite all the warnings of global warming and imminent disaster, it is unlikely that we will change our ways until a real catastrophe actually occurs.

Having worked with emergency managers of many stripes for several years I can say this with assurance: 
Practically no one wants to spend one erg of energy trying to NOT have something happen.  

Reacting, we can do that! (Fukushima anyone?) 
Proactive?  Not so much!  

I can say this however.   For Y2K we definitely saw a cliff and avoided disaster.  Humanity world wide responded and there was little public interruption overall thanks to the $500,000,000,000 (that's .5 trillion USD) spent updating computer programs.  So we "can" get our stuff together when we are motivated.

But I don't see a 'social movement' that is sensibly and morally and committed to "anti-pregnancy" forming anytime soon.

Frishfrish

To whomever's been offended.

So, it is possible I've used a swear word, but, only since Fall 1972. (42 years ago, really Frish?) 
8 hour Archaeology lab every Saturday, on a hill where two freeways meet (8 and 5), that had been a church inside the fort, that burned down, and then became an unofficial cemetery!

We yelled things, loudly, to be heard over the freeway noise, much of it profane. (Presidio Park, San Diego).

Between then and now, I haven't really stopped swearing.

So...

Excuse my French

Meaning

Please forgive my swearing.

Origin

A coy phrase used when someone who has used a swear-word attempts to pass it off as French. The coyness comes from the fact the both the speaker and listener are of course both well aware the swear-word is indeed English.

This usage is mid 20th century English in origin. A version of it is found in Michael Harrison's All Trees were Green, 1936:

"A bloody sight better (pardon the French!) than most."

The precise phrase comes just a few years later in S.P.E. Tract IV., 1940:

"Excuse my French! (forgive me my strong language)."

The source of the phrase is earlier and derives from a literal usage of the exclamation. In the 19th century, when English people used French expressions in conversation they often apologised for it - presumably because many of their listeners (then as now) wouldn't be familiar with the language. An example of this was given in The Lady's Magazine, 1830:

Bless me, how fat you are grown! - absolutely as round as a ball: - you will soon be as enbon-point (excuse my French) as your poor dear father, the major.

'En bon point' is French for 'plump; well-nourished'. It might seem odd to us now that the speaker, having been rather rude about her compatriot's appearance, felt obliged to apologise for doing so in French, but not for the rudeness itself.


--
Frish

Friday, March 28, 2014

I like answering questions on Yahoo...

  • ...especially when I give the favorite answer.  The world wide web appears to have a LOT of "by-catch".

  • Society & Culture >
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  • Cultures & Groups >
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  • Lesbian, Gay, Bise... >
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  • Reference Question

Should I feel bad for doing this to him?

The man who lied to me and led me on. I took his picture and made a facebook profile and I said "you're handsome" and other sexual stuff in the messages and sent it to the guys at the gym that we both go too. He has not been to the gym all week because his friend told him what happened because I over heard the conversation he had with a guy. Now people think he is you know.... 

was that too much?
Update 1: AM I a psycho??
Update 2: I deleted right after I did it

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  • Frishy answered 24 hrs ago
Well here we are in the court of Culture, circa 2014. 

If that's even legal, I'd take the facebooking down, before getting busted for using his image for whatever purposes without permission, lawyers love crap like that. 

Yes that was too much. 

Yes you are psycho. 

No, you cant apologize enough, if no one knows what you did, keep it that way and pray he doesn't get stomped or something.

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Thursday, March 27, 2014

For you world cup fans...

I lived in Rio for 5 months when I was 19.  

Stayed in my parent's Ipanema apartment, and in the best hotels, shilling jewelry.

The language is beautiful.  The futebol is beautiful (soccer that is).

I found this youtube amusing at least, thank my sister for supplying!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE444bnTzjg

Tell me how the Brasilian sense of humor appeals!

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Bitchin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n_6p-1J551Y

What won't they think of !
 
For you youngsters and non-technophiles, 
"NeXT" was a Computer System that was in the shape of a cube.

--
Frish

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Heard today - American English, West Hollywood Accent circa 2014

" 'cause it could be an 'a', ambrella, but its a u."

As spoken/spelt by a recently turned 7 year old this morning (14/03/21)

ahm-brel-uh as in homonym ahm-o-nym 

Monday, March 17, 2014

Haiku for Springtime smells


Only flat place around
to walk pets, hockey rink
snow banks all around

One bright winter day
rink warmed - liquids formed puddles
became most frigid night

We played hockey games
That night, couldn't understand
what thawing out meant

Arrived restaurant
melting brought distinct odor
and made our exit

(Pranks by Boys story, Frish 03/17/2014)

Monday, February 17, 2014

Outta here

Today Drove (190) miles
Visiting Santa Paula
And then El Monte!

Tuesday, three visits
Prospects in food, cosmetics
and up near Northridge

I'm not avoiding
Our impending lunch date!
Regardless how seems!

I am traveling
Up to Reno then Vegas
Visiting buddies

Hope new employment
Is both remunerative
and Fulfilling too!

This month is going
as well as any lately
For which I'm grateful

May not have access
On purpose, I need a break!
To much internet...

Thinking of you doll
With the title of world's
Busiest woman

all the best...M

Monday, February 10, 2014

For your Human Caused Climate Chaos denier friends...

From the article:
...an extensive dataset of 1,372 climate
researchers and their publication and citation data...show that (i)
97–98% of the climate researchers most actively publishing in the
field support the tenets of ACC outlined by the Intergovernmental
Panel on Climate Change, and (ii) the relative climate expertise and
scientific prominence of the researchers unconvinced of ACC are
substantially below that of the convinced researchers.

http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2010/06/04/1003187107.full.pdf

--
Frish

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Fat Guy (mouth breathin' chatterbox) with the hosts...



--
Alex, the blond, is the artist. (Ajay and Frish, also artists...but no studios) Open Studio Party 140102

Sunday, January 26, 2014

The Meat Atlas

WOW - great infographics and info re: animal husbandry, cultivation and consumption...


rising meat consumption in Asia


The current industrialized and corporate-led system is doomed to fail. We need a radical overhaul of food and farming if we want to feed a growing world population without destroying the planet.

—Meat Atlas  (love the name!)  Frish



Download MEAT ATLAS here:

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Frish at counter-protest of Westboro Baptist Church 2014 Golden Globes

Ah, the fun we have!  Stationed across the street from the entrance to the globes, all the limos with stars passed by, some giving me the high sign...(those who had their windows open that is...).  

For any unfamiliar with this particular "Christian" sect, their home page can't be topped for letting you know who they are...they like protesting military funerals too...


It is truly sad how much of their lives they spend hating...got to listen to an Anti-Semitic screed as they left, to the tune of Hatikva (Israeli National Anthem...) with one of the young men gleeful at how the Jews he sang it to were outraged "at the end of every line"...quite a topper to a surrealistic afternoon.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink...

http://www.livescience.com/41381-11-billion-people-climate-change.html

A recent United Nations analysis of world population trends indicates global population growth shows no signs of slowing, with current projections estimating a staggering 11 billion people could inhabit the planet by the year 2100, faster growth than previously anticipated.

(Only validates our stance, live long and die out...)
 
Frish

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

The business owners aren't buying the contraceptives...it's none of their business literally!

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-contraceptives-obamacare-20131103,0,3235496.story#axzz2jpBw4bGc

So effin' asinine.  It's a medical decision, nothing to do with their morals/values/prudishness...

Even the Supremes will rule against this one...(I can only hope...)

I also object to Religious Organizations having an objection, it is up to each parishioner to follow their own conscience...

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Halloween is approaching, Sr. Muerto is stirring in his grave...

For 50 +/- years I've worn an ever improving outfit for Halloween.

I call him "Sr. Muerto" since it's MY DAY (of the dead that is!)


Sr. Muerto and Jack from Cookoo's Nest, 2010





Sr. Muerto takes a selfie, 2011

Pic was AFTER 6 hours at West Hollywood Halloween Carnival 
that happens three blocks from my house, how convenient!






2006 included this effort



Thursday, October 17, 2013

A SueF Yelp!

This was from my mother's Yelp page that I accidentally got into tonight...

Kim's Nail Care  

Category: Nail Salons 
Neighborhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood

5.0 star rating
 6/1/2011
this is the best!!!!!! nail care shop in lalaland.  Kim is a genius who can create any pattern you can think of.  besides all that the shop is immaculate and the other folks who work there are courteous, kind and most helpful  i have been going there for the better part of 20 years
try it i know l'll love it!.

The bottom line is what it is, I've been told.

No accounting for taste...

This note got the attention of a $XXBN (particular industry not to be named) group that needs boxes...got an invite to visit next week, and while there is many a slip between the cup and the lip, especially for me, I don't drink coffee...but this might just be the top of the golden pyramid!

I sound so sincere...

From: Frish

Sent: Wednesday, October 16, 2013 10:17 AM

To: Robert

Subject: Paperboard production - intro to Frish

Robert, I'm the lead sales/marketing person here at Supreme, I bring more fun…see attached!

We are Los Angeles County's newest paperboard provider, about 12 miles from your plant!  (Easy press checks for you, short drive for proofing for me!)

*We came from a high end commercial printing (marketing materials) heritage, and apply our outstanding ability to put dots on paper to packaging!

I understand you have a project with a near term deadline.

Some Philosophy:

We don't charge extra for plates or dies, we invest in you first, since we're confident you'll be back.

I only do business ethically, and, when you share schedule/pricing we won't take the job if we can't do it for that price in the time allotted.

We ONLY provide SUSTAINABLE PRICING – pricing we're happy to honor for the long term.

We're family owned and hit above our weight, thanks to our pre-media operation (we support Honda Motors and McDonald's ad agencies for consistent colors everywhere)

When your work is in the house it's all we are concentrating on.

One thing I know for sure, we won't be doing business unless we meet!

Samples?  Would I show you a bad one?  They are almost useless to evaluate a packaging provider!

If I don't hear from you first, I'll call you again later today.

Frish

Paperboard Packaging - Unit Container, Folding Carton, POP

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

The potential for human colonization of other planets...

We are quickly proving we can't even keep living on Planet Earth...yet some believe our future is among the stars!

I blame a common delusion on at least part of the problem: 
"We're "unlike" other creatures, and therefore not subject to the same rules."

Here's a nice wiki, with loads of depth for those interested in "trying to understand the effects and the impact long space travel has on the human body".


We aren't going anywhere (even Mars) soon or fast.

If we knew enough to build a multi-generational starship (sustainable ecosystem included!) we'd know enough to keep ourselves alive right here on Earth, no need to leave!

Thursday, September 19, 2013

The best discussion of Fractals in everyday life!

http://news.yahoo.com/earths-biggest-deep-earthquake-still-mystery-180428737.html

The mechanics of the Earth's mantle and that of a single crystal of mineral are similar.

Fart




1. 1-man salute 
2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale 
3. Acid-rain maker 
4. After the thunder comes the rain 
5. Air bagel 
6. Airbrush your boxers 
7. Anal acoustics 
8. Anal ahem 
9. Anal audio 
10. Anal salute 
11. Anal volcano 
12. Arse blast 
13. Ass blaster 
14. Ass-scented methane 
15. Ass biscuit 
16. Ass thunder 
17. Ass whistle 
18. A turd whistling for the right of way 
19. Backdoor breeze 
20. Backfire 
21. Bad sprinkling 
22. Baking brownies 
23. Barking spiders 
24. Bean blower 
25. Beep your horn 
26. Belch from behind 
27. Better open a window 
28. Blast off 
29. Blast the chair 
30. Blasting the ass trumpet 
31. Blat 
32. Blow ass 
33. Blow mud 
34. Blow the big brown horn 
35. Blowing the butt bugle 
36. Blowing you a kiss 
37. Bomber 
38. Bottom blast 
39. Bottom burp 
40. Break the sound barrier without a plane 
41. Break wind 
42. Breath of fresh air 
43. Brown horn brass choir 
44. Brown thunder 
45. Bun shaker 
46. Burnin' rubber 
47. Buster 
48. Busting ass 
49. Butt bleat 
50. Butt burp 
51. Butt hair harmony 
52. Butt percussion 
53. Butt trauma 
54. Butt trumpet 
55. Butt tuba 
56. Buttock bassoon 
57. Cheek flapper 
58. Cheesin' 
59. Colonic calliope 
60. Crack a rat 
61. Crack one off 
62. Crack splitters 
63. Crimp off some breakfast biscuits 
64. Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust) 
65. Crowd splitter 
66. Cut a stinker 
67. Cut loose 
68. Cut the cheese 
69. Cut the wind 
70. Death Breath 
71. Deflate 
72. Doing the one-cheek sneak 
73. Doorknob 
74. Drop a barking spider 
75. Drop a bomb 
76. Drop ass 
77. Dropped a bomb 
78. Eggy 
79. Empty my tank 
80. Exercising the meat nozzle (not sure if this one doesn't belong in a different category) 
81. Exploding bottom 
82. Explosion between the legs 
83. Exterminate 
84. Fart 
85. Fire a stink torpedo 
86. Fire the retro-rocket 
87. Firing scud missiles 
88. Fizzler 
89. Flame thrower 
90. Flamer 
91. Flapper 
92. Flatulate 
93. Flatulence 
94. Flatus 
95. Flipper 
96. Float an air biscuit 
97. Floof 
98. Fluffy 
99. Fog slicer 
100. Fowl howl 
101. Fragrant fuzzy 
102. Free-floating anal vapors 
103. Free Jacuzi 
104. Freep 
105. Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor 
106. Fumigate 
107. Funky rollers 
108. Gas attack 
109. Gas blaster 
110. Gas from the ass 
111. Gas master 
112. Gaseous intestinal by-products 
113. Ghost turd 
114. Give a dirty look at the person next to you 
115. Grandpa 
116. Gravy pants 
117. Great brown cloud 
118. Hailing Emperor Crush 
119. Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! (pick-up line) 
120. Heinus anus 
121. Hole flappage 
122. Hole flapper 
123. Honk 
124. HUMrrhoids 
125. Hydrogen bomb 
126. I made a pootie 
127. If you are that embarrassed about it, you can always blame it on me. 
128. Ignition 
129. Insane in the methane 
130. Invert a burp 
131. It's low tide 
132. Jet propulsion 
133. Jockey burner 
134. Jumping guts 
135. Just calling your name 
136. Just keeping warm 
137. Just the noise 
138. Kaboom 
139. K-Fart 
140. Kill the canary 
141. Lay a wind loaf 
142. Lay an air biscuit 
143. Leave a gas trap 
144. Let a beefer 
145. Let each little bean be heard 
146. Let one fly 
147. Let one go 
148. Let the beans out 
149. Lethal cloud 
150. Letting one rip 
151. Lingerer 
152. Made a gas blast 
153. Make a stink 
154. Make a trumpet of one's ass (John Milton) 
155. Mating call of the barking spider 
156. Methane Bomb 
157. Methane production experiment 
158. Moon gas 
159. Mud duck 
160. Must be a sewer around 
161. Nose death 
162. Odor bubble 
163. Odorama 
164. One man jazz band 
165. One-gun salute 
166. Painting the elevator 
167. Pant stainer 
168. Panty burp 
169. Parp 
170. Party in your pants 
171. Pass gas 
172. Pass wind 
173. Play the tuba 
174. Playing the trouser tuba 
175. Plotcher (aka a wet one ... bad form, points taken off for emmitting one of these) 
176. Poof 
177. Poop gas 
178. Poot 
179. Pop 
180. Pop a fluffy 
181. Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion (South Park) 
182. Prove it 
183. Prupe (Norwegian--the E has two dots over it) 
184. Puff, the Magic Dragon 
185. Quack 
186. Rebuild the ozone layer one poof at a time 
187. Rectal honk 
188. Rectal shout 
189. Rectal tremor 
190. Release a squeeker 
191. Release an ass buscuit 
192. Release gas 
193. Rep 
194. Rimshot 
195. Rip ass 
196. Rip one 
197. Ripple fart 
198. Roast the Jockeys 
199. Rotting vegetation 
200. Safety 
201. Salute your shorts 
202. SAS (silent and scentless) 
203. SBD (silent but deadly) 
204. Set off an SBD 
205. Shit fumes 
206. Shit honker 
207. Shit vapor 
208. Shoot the cannon 
209. Shoppin' at Wal-Fart 
210. Silent but deadly (SBD) 
211. Singe the carpet 
212. Singing the Anal Anthem 
213. Skunk smells his own smell first! 
214. Sounding the sphincter scale 
215. Sounds like a barking spider 
216. Sounds like a wompus cat 
217. Sphincter song 
218. Spit a brick 
219. Squeak one out 
220. Squeeker 
221. Steamer 
222. Step on a duck 
223. Step on a frog 
224. Stink bomb 
225. Stink Burger 
226. Strangling the stank monkey 
227. Stress release 
228. Tail wind 
229. Telegraph from Ft. A-hole to Cmdr. Nostril announcing the arrival of Gen. Shat 
230. That felt good 
231. The closest you get to craping while standing up 
232. The colonic calliope 
233. The dog did it 
234. The F bomb 
235. The gluteal tuba 
236. The Sound and the Fury 
237. The stink's gone into the fabric 
238. The third state of matter 
239. The toothless one speaks 
240. Thunder pants 
241. Thunderspray 
242. Toilet tune 
243. Toot 
244. Toot your own horn 
245. Trelblow 
246. Triple flutter blast 
247. Trouser cough 
248. Trouser trumpet 
249. Turd honking 
250. Turd hooties 
251. Turn on the A/C in your large intestine 
252. Uncorked symphony 
253. Under burp 
254. Venting one 
255. Wet one 
256. What smell? 
257. What the dog did 
258. Whoever smelt it dealt it 
259. Wrong way burping 
260. Your voice has changed, but your breath is still the same. 
261. Zinger

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Funky Fukushima

As of today, 130918, the plant is reported to be:  "generating 800 tons of contaminated water per day".

This one said 300
This one said on the order of 400

Perhaps the "truth will out" since it's so much worse than Chernobyl, they aren't even on the same scale. 

Thanks G.E. for the design...
"The storage pools are packed with radioactive uranium, rise several stories above ground and are always close to the reactor, thus facilitating easy transfer of the fuel rods. " from...

Storage pools of intense radioactivity several stories UP (They Are Really HEAVY).

Tsunami AND earthquake country.  

Way to go General Electric and TEPCO, even Godzilla's warning didn't help!

100's of years...won't be enough to erase this stain...

To those pronatalists who think we can bend the environment to support any number of people

Recent editorials let us all know that HISTORICALLY technology saved our (collective) asses and so, the writers expect that will occur again, "we can shape the environment to suit our needs" I read somewhere...

Here's a little news:
http://news.yahoo.com/massive-underwater-mountains-churn-ocean-waters-172424446.html

My point is, we don't even know how the planet operates so, how can we possibly apply technology in a nuanced way, to do no more damage, and second, third, and fourth provide for our future on an ecologically "stable" planet?

The chaotic forces humans have unleashed will have their way with us.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Monday, September 2, 2013

Saturday, August 17, 2013

The Darwin Awards Condom (Item is no longer available...)

This is our kind of URL...lol 

(Mentions Population Control Volunteers!)

Keep yourself out of the gene pool!


Friends don't let friends reproduce!

The Darwin Awards are really great reading.


Documenting the "limit" of Human Stupidity!

Thursday, August 8, 2013

You are still connected to Verizon, I'm going to release the call...

The subject line was the signoff of the Verizon tech that recovered my contacts for my cell phone...She signed onto my phone(!) and fixed things from there, with a little help from my thumb.

It reminded me of the following "Pranks by Boys"* story.  *My brand name...

Circa 1987 - Some Telecommunication Association Trade Show

ISDN Integrated Services Digital Network  was all he rage, simultaneous voice, video, data, etc. over the same wire...
The telecoms were saying:  "ISDN  -  I see Dollars Now"
The customers were saying: "ISDN - I Still Don't kNow!"

I was walking the show floor beforehand, so I would know where every competitor and partner were located, and I happened upon the "Telco Equipment Provider TEP" booth.

They had a private ISDN network set up with a Phone and Data connection between their scenario real estate office and the mortgage banker.

The actual hardware setup, about which I inquired before they started, was a tractor trailer outside the hall, with cables like elephant trunks emanating along the periphery...looping onto the show floor and back...running some ridiculous speed with an ISDN wrapper, the two terminals were side by side... 

They did a fine demo, and then, when it was over, I said...

"So, the Real Estate Agent is seeing the Banker's screen with the loan offer, and then the phone call is over, since they hang up, but what hung up the data connection, won't the real estate agent still see what's on the Banker's screen???  
Like, when he pulls up some confidential transaction...
Not ONE of my clients will be impressed by your demo, au contraire (French being a language with which they were familiar...)"

They read my badge more closely
Frish
New Product Launch Manager
Communication Systems - IBM (Before there was Networking LOL )

Then they LITERALLY pulled the plug on the demo, showing it to exactly no one else the entire show...$300,000 fizzled in a flash and a whimper!

"Have a good show!" shared I while skipping down the aisle.

They actually thanked me.

It's the unintended messages that are the hardest to control.

Glad Verizon both recovered my contacts and knows how to end a voice/data call!