Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Intolerance - it's what's for dinner!

My Brightness (natural is all there is after all), which is only exceeded by my radical childlessness (given humanity's trajectory, it's the only moral choice!), makes me a few standard deviations away from "normal".  Hence the "funny" subject line....

First, this gem:
I mean, c'mon.  Who cares?  and why??? 

Of course, the fact that homosexuality is demonstrated in hundreds of species won't sway anyone's opinion...

I mean, just because something is natural, doesn't mean it is tolerated....

As long as there is intolerance, no one is safe...it stems from an "us versus them" mentality, which is as integral a part of human nature as anything can be...

The "dumbing down" of our educational system is exemplified by how Prom Night could have been a learning experience, and a joyous event of inclusion, instead of an insane myopic display of unreasonable fear.

Dedicated to all who "chose" Heterosexuality...lol...

Cheers, 
Frish

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Yellow-Spotted Bell Frogs...

From the article referenced below:
 
"The rediscovery of the yellow-spotted bell frog is a reminder of the need to protect natural habitats so "future generations can enjoy the noise and color of our native animals," said Frank Sartor, minister for environment and climate change."
 
 
Actually, having future generations enjoying the sights and sounds of species is not much of a goal...
 
We have no clue of the role of each distinct specie (most of which we have yet to even discover (since most species are microscopic)) in the interdependent web of chemistry known as life on Planet Earth.  So, one would think keeping ALL species around would be the smart thing to do...
 
Individually we are smart.  As a group we seem unable to act with wisdom.

--
Cheers,

Frish

Monday, February 8, 2010

New Orleans and their Super Bowl win...

On Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 3:34 PM, Guy at wrote:

The city of New Orleans is revived, as are its people.  

Too bad nobody can still understand what the fuck any of them are saying...

FROM THE ANNALS OF FRISH

We moved from Los Angeles to Houston, Texas at the end of 1963, I was halfway through 3rd grade having just turned 9 years old.

My teacher that year was Cajun, and I could understand NOTHING she said.  

I had to rely on a fellow who sat next to me, and could scarcely decipher what he said, in his native Texas drawl as he related what the teacher had asked or told us.

After about three weeks, I was labeled a problem for talking out of turn (wholly defensive on my part) and therefore a parent teacher conference took place.

My mother met with the teacher, and she too couldn't understand a thing...

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Houston school was highlighted by our singing "God Bless America" every day before school started, punctuated with the fantastic voice of Kate Smith over-amped on the Public Address system...

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On a really hot day late in the school year, I recall how my friend and I captured FLIES that were rampant in class, and placed them carefully in our "pencil boxes" (a plastic box which had a ruler as a sliding top, remove the ruler and pencils were contained within.)

We then plucked a long hair from one of the girls (with or without her permission) and tied the flies so that they flew in circles, lassoed in frustration by thumb and forefinger...

Thursday, February 4, 2010

(What I wrote to CBS today!) The Focus on the Family Tebow Ad during the Super Bowl is about miracles! Wonder if Sarah Palin will be watching CBS on Sunday?

This is an experiment to see how many "temporary" high ranking web search words fit into a subject line! 

From somewhere on the net:

"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."

The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."

SLIGHT REWRITE BY FRISH :

Palin, an ex-governor who quit to become wealthy, at the end of her last pregnancy, after her water broke in Texas, ignored all medical recommendations, or even any common sense and decided to act in a most "un-motherly" non-nurturing fashion, and proceeded to give birth to her child Trig (already diagnosed as  "SPECIAL NEEDS" (or, like Frish's very own late-brother John, mentally retarded*) and so a potentially high risk birth) in Alaska, after many hours in an airplane at altitude, followed by a long drive home, since she's an Alaska Independent Party "Alaska First!" jingoist so if Trig were going to be born anywhere, it certainly couldn't be Texas...!    You betcha.  

Frish certainly accepts her in any governmental executive capacity, thanks to her level headed yet roguish manner.

Frish celebrates life/family/and anything else he wants to without dictating to Doctors and Women what they ought to do in life.

The insanity is that IT HAS BEEN REPORTED CBS assisted in the editing/writing of the anti-abortion commercial.    When has that ever happen?  Sure, the FCC, each network and probably every local independent station have recommendations and sanctions for advertisers, but for the network itself to assist in the writing of a "pro-life" (whatever that means) COMMERCIAL is probably unprecedented.

I'm Pro Life too, and a Volunteer in the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement - long live http://www.vhemt.org/

Gives me another reason not to watch the Super Bowl again this year...and not to tune into CBS.  Ever.  Again. 

(If Only SD or MN were in...roflmfao)

* I understand that Sarah Palin is quite upset by the words retard or retarded to refer to those amongst us who are retarded...but only when democrats use it.

YOU TOO CAN TELL CBS WHAT YOU THINK, CHEERS!

http://www.cbs.com/info/user_services/fb_global_form.php

Monday, February 1, 2010

The Bright's Test "Monkey Score"

The Brights Net has a multiple choice test for those who are interested.


A monkey score for that test is 1 out of 4, or on average, a Monkey would get 2.5 correct.

Being brights however, what ought the monkey score be?

I got 8 right.  

Frish 
Fearless Leader (Emeritus) Los Angeles Brights
Proud to be one of Earth's Mobile Minerals...

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Monday, January 18, 2010

Hungry Beast - pacific ocean garbage dump

Lovely little video of the results of plastic being a major constituent of the middle of the Pacific ocean...the few albatross shown are barely a flicker of the reality of how plastics are disrupting food chains all over the world...

Sunday, January 10, 2010

"It's God's Plan..."

Sarah Palin, upon learning McCain had chosen her as his running mate, was not surprised because "It's God's Plan"!

However, she is simply expressing what many in the USA believe to be true, that "god works in mysterious ways", "the lord will provide", and simply "having "faith"" is enough...it goes straight to those who preach about "abundance" and how the "Power of Prayer" (if you are Really Really faithful) is all you need to get what you want in the world...(somehow forgetting all about "the meek inheriting the Earth", rich men and eyes of needles, etc.)...


However, that bit of trivia is only shared as a lead in, and one small example, that points to the REAL issue, and that is unwarranted, unsupported and incredible "optimism" that pervades the society in the USA.

It prevents many in the US to understand, acknowledge, and deal with the truly horrendous stuff that will be hitting the fan in the next few decades, as Humanity accelerates our disruption of the interconnected chemistry that supports living systems on Planet Earth.

Here's a terrific article from the Economist in December that deals with such unbridled optimism, and suggests merit in Pessimism!


So with that, I'll share one of the only jokes about engineers that I know...engineers just aren't that funny!

When observing a glass, with half of it's volume occupied by water, "normal" people see it as half empty, or half full, and thereby reveal their pessimistic or optimistic world view...However, when confronted with that same glass, engineers state, "The glass was mis-specified..."

Friday, January 1, 2010

Halting Russia's population collapse

Found this morsel today and thought I'd share...if it was posted before I didn't remember!  Worth another look anyway, even if for the standard natalist propaganda and the underlying expectation that growth is not just necessary, it's inevitable and/or ordained.

Best quote from the article:  "Russians don't like foreigners" (by way of explaining how the current immigration policies won't work!)

(I only copied selected sentences, the article is here: April 5,2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7971719.stm)

Demographic experts say Russia's steep population decline could have serious consequences for the economy.

"The numbers are frightening," says Sergei Zakharov, from the Institute of Demography at Moscow's Higher School of Economics.

By 2050, Russia's population could shrink from the current figure of 142 million people to 100 million, according to a United Nations sponsored study published last year.

When BBC Brasil travelled to Russia as part of its series looking at where the BRIC economies - Brazil, Russia, India and China - will be in 2020 it found that the picture for Russia's population was bleak.

…snip

She also said that a hangover of the Soviet era is the custom that women only had one child, and that that thinking affected how women behave today.

((How about when women are educated and participate in the economic well being of the family, they are disinclined to have many children)) 

…snip

There is no easy way out for Russia as it tries to halt its population collapse, but to do nothing could bring the country to its knees and ruin any hope it has of joining the leading economies of the world.

(((In other words, if the policy to increase population succeeds, Russia will be brought to it's knees as well!!  No wonder there is no easy way out!)))

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Osama Bin Laden and the Genie...

I know several "Mean Genie" jokes:

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and opened it.

A female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you."

The genie both annoyed and grateful said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Michelle Bachmann at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.. God is good!

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Woman knocks down pope at Christmas Eve Mass

From the article:

In his homily, delivered unflappably after the incident, Benedict urged the world to "wake up" from selfishness and petty affairs, and find time for God and spiritual matters.

"To wake up means to leave that private world of one's own and to enter the common reality," Benedict said. "Conflict and lack of reconciliation in the world stem from the fact that we are locked into our own interests and opinions, into our own little private world."

Woman knocks down pope at Christmas Eve Mass

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091225/ap_on_re_eu/eu_vatican_christmas

Can't "believe" I totally agree with the pope...
"Leave that private world and enter the common reality"...
yes indeed, excellent advice!  Follow it and you too shall find peace.
-- 
Cheers,

Frish

Sunday, December 6, 2009

To: Black and Decker...tried to send this via your website, but the site wouldn't "send" my message...

We purchased a Black & Decker toaster oven from Target within the last 6 months.
I was ALWAYS concerned about using it, since setting it to toast, for example, meant that the heating elements turned on, EVEN WHEN THE DOOR WAS OPEN, AND it DIDN'T TURN OFF IF THE DOOR WAS OPENED DURING OPERATION. Seems that is "working as designed" but also seems Dangerous and not "fool proof". Well, yesterday I smelled burning plastic during the toaster oven's operation, and discovered that the power cord was beginning to turn from white to a lovely toasty brown color. I unplugged the device before it burned itself to smithereens, tripped a circuit breaker or lit a fire in my kitchen. Not Happy, unbelievably dangerous in regular operation, and now, we're shopping for a toaster oven again. Incredibly poorly designed and low quality product.

And now, your website thwarted my effort to send feedback. (The "send" button for the customer feedback function refused to function!)

My generally low expectations concerning consumer product companies was significantly reinforced thanks to your Toaster Oven.

The date code is 842EH.
-- 

Frish

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

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Friday, November 27, 2009

Zuckerman research on atheists and apostates

Phil Zuckerman is doing research on apostates.
He is seeking apostates to interview.

web site:
http://www.pitzer.edu/academics/faculty/zuckerman/

mail:  phil_zuckerman@pitzer.edu

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/apostate

 Atheism, Secularity, and Well-Being:
How the Findings of Social Science Counter Negative Stereotypes and Assumptions
By PHIL ZUCKERMAN
(Note: This is a rough DRAFT of an essay that is slated to be published in Sociology
Compass in the Fall of 2009).

EXCERPT:

Values, Beliefs, Opinions, and Worldviews

It is often assumed that someone who doesn't believe in God doesn't believe in anything, or that a person who has no religion must have no values. These assumptions are simply untrue. People can reject religion and still maintain strong beliefs. Being godless does not mean being without values. Numerous studies reveal that atheists and secular people most certainly maintain strong values, beliefs, and opinions. But more significantly, when we actually compare the values and beliefs of atheists and secular people to those of religious people, the former are markedly less nationalistic, less prejudiced, less anti-Semitic, less racist, less dogmatic, less ethnocentric, less closeminded, and less authoritarian (Greeley and Hout, 2006; Sider, 2005; Altemeyer, 2003, 2009; Jackson and Hunsberger, 1999; Wulff, 1991; Altemeyer and Hunsberger, 1992, 1997; Beit-Hallahmi, 2007; Beit-Hallahmi and Argyle, 1997; Batson et al., 1993; Argyle, 2000).

Concerning political orientations, atheist and secular people are much more likely to be registered Independent than the general American population, and they are much less likely to be right-wing, conservative, or to support the Republican party than their religious peers (Kosmin, 2008). Keysar (2007:38) reports that 50% of American atheists are Independent, 26% are Democrat, and 10% are Republican and that 43% of American agnostics are Independent, 22% are Democrat, and 15% are Republican. Greeley and Hout (2006) report that only about 21% of people claiming "no religion" voted for Republican candidates in recent elections. In the 2008 presidential election specifically, 76% of atheists and agnostics voted for Obama, and only 23% voted for McCain (Barna Survey 2008). Grupp and Newman (1973) and Nassi (1981) have found that irreligiosity is strongly and consistently correlated and with liberal, progressive, or left-wing political perspectives, and
 Gay and Ellison (1993) found that -- when compared to various religious groups -- nonreligious Americans are the most politically tolerant, supporting the extension of civil liberties to dissident groups.

As for gender equality and women's rights, atheists and secular people are quite supportive (Hayes, 1995b). Recent studies show that secular individuals are much more supportive of gender equality than religious people, less likely to endorse conservatively traditional views concerning women's roles, and when compared to various religious denominations, "Nones" possess the most egalitarian outlook of all concerning women's rights (Brinkerhoff and Mackei, 1993, 1985; Petersen and Donnenworth, 1998; Hoffman and Miller, 1997). Additional polls reveal that abortion rights are more likely to be supported by the secular than the religious (Gallup, 2006; ABC News, 2001).

Concerning the acceptance of homosexuality and support for gay rights, atheists and secular people again stand out (Linneman and Clendenen, 2009; Hayes, 1995b). When compared to the religious, nonreligious people are far more accepting of homosexuality and supportive of gay rights and gay marriage (Sherkat, Powell-Williams, and Maddox, 2007; Burdette et al., 2005; Lewis, 2003; Loftus 2001, Roof and McKinney, 1987), and are far less likely to be homophobic or harbor negative attitudes towards homosexuals (Altemeyer, 2009; Rowatt et al., 2006; Schulte and Battle, 2004; Aubyn, Maynard, and Gorsuch, 1999; VanderStoep and Green, 1988; Kunkel and Temple, 1992). According to a 2008 Pew Forum survey, 60% of religiously unaffiliated Americans support gay marriage, compared to roughly 26% of Protestants and 42% of Catholics. According to Newport (2008), 76% of Americans who never or seldom attend church consider homosexuality morally acceptable, compared to 21% of
 weekly and 43% of monthly church attenders. Additional studies consistently find that atheists and secular people tend to take a more liberal/progressive stand on a multitude of contemporary social issues (Hoffman and Miller, 1997; Hood et al., 1996; Nelson, 1988). For example, secular Americans were far less supportive of the U.S. invasion of Iraq than religious Americans (Smidt, 2005); only 38% of secular Americans favored invasion compared to 68% of Evangelical Protestants, 57% of Mainline Protestants, and 58% of Catholics, and 47% of Jews. Guth and colleagues (2005) found that only 32% of secular Americans consider the Iraq War justified, compared to 89% of Mormons, 87% of Evangelicals, 73% of Mainline Protestants, and 84% of Catholics. When it comes to the death penalty, atheists and nonreligious people are also markedly less supportive than their religious peers (Beit- Hallahmi, 2007; Gallup Poll, 2004). As for the general treatment of prisoners,
 secular people are much less supportive of retribution and are less likely to favor harsh/draconian sentencing than religious people (Grasmick et al., 1992; Blumstein and Cohen, 1980). A recent survey conducted by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life (2009) found that secular, religiously unaffiliated Americans are the group least supportive of the governmental use of torture. Concerning doctor assisted suicide, non-church attenders are much more likely to support it than weekly church attenders (Carroll, 2007; Stark and Bainbridge, 1996), and support for stem cell research is strongest among the secular (Nisbet, 2005); a 2004 Harris Poll found that 84% of "nonreligious" Americans support stem cell research, compared to 55% of "very religious" Americans. Finally, secular people are much more likely to support the legalization of marijuana than religious people (Gallup Poll, 2005b; Hoffman and Miller, 1997).

The above information reveals that atheists and secular people have very clear and pronounced values and beliefs concerning moral, political, and social issues. As Lynn Nelson (1988:134) has concluded, religiously unaffiliated people "have as well-defined a sense of social justice as weekly churchgoers." But I would go farther. I would argue that a strong case could be made that atheists and secular people actually posses a stronger or more ethical sense of social justice than their religious peers. After all, when it comes to such issues as the governmental use of torture or the death penalty, we see that atheists and secular people are far more merciful and humane. When it comes to protecting the environment, women's rights, and gay rights, the non-religious again distinguish themselves as being the most supportive. And as stated earlier, atheists and secular people are also the least likely to harbor ethnocentric, racist, or nationalistic
 attitudes. Strange then, that so many people assume that atheists and nonreligious people lack strong values or ethical beliefs – a truly groundless and unsupportable assumption.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

New Apple Product

Apple does it again:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store
and play music.  The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and
speaker size.  This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening
to them.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Happy Birthday Frishberg!

Unknown Frishberg!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

An Ahimsa ThanXgiving - Fast 2009

Congrats on your decision Augie.


The raising of meat, as destructive to the environment as it is, and the harm it causes to those of us who imbibe, is not disputable.

I have absolutely no problem with those who choose not to eat meat, and there are loads of reasons besides being upset with factory farming, chemicals, and colo-rectal cancer, to be vegan.

However, Humans are Omnivores by nature.  And,  "Human Nature" is precisely the reason we're collectively doomed in a very short time frame...(geologically speaking).

For me, morality is all about the way humans treat each other...far more so than how we treat traditional foodstuff...and our record of how we treat each other is far more deplorable than the fact that we raise chickens in cages so small that they cannot move out of the way of their own defecation.

I don't attribute any "moral superiority" to veganism.

If it feels right to you, do it.

I hold that our trajectory is extinction, and, while one can make less or more impact on the environment personally, I dispute it will make one day's difference in when the last of us walks the planet...

I'm more inclined, daily, to party hearty and die out and, for me, that includes meat in my diet.

There are as many reasons to be a Volunteer as there are Volunteers, and, I'll wager the same holds for vegans.  Regardless, I'll probably see more flames on this note than under the bird come Thanksgiving.

Namaste,
Frish


An Ahimsa ThanXgiving - Fast  2009

Posted by: "augie1015" augie1015@yahoo.com   augie1015

Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:44 am (PST)

An Ahimsa ThanXgiving - Fast 2009

Namaste

Oh, no! Here it comes again!
Those dreaded holidays where Vegans "waffle" (snip)

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Some Weird News about Genetics, Intelligence and "beauty"!

Women with the largest difference of waist and hips are smarter, as are their offspring!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7090300.stm

Even tho' men are mostly indifferent to such differences!

Which means, it shouldn't be a trait that has "legs" so to speak!

Glad to share something a bit tangential, instead of the serious stuff usually posted here!

Frish
Childfree and happier every day!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Just some more demographic fun...

In late August, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced that U.S. life expectancy had reached an all-time high, climbing to 77.9 years in 2007.

The U.S. Census Bureau projects life expectancy will exceed 79 years by the year 2015
"Retirees Hit by Longevity Risk." Reuters. Nov 21, 2008. 

Insurance mortality tables indicate that some Americans could even live until the age of 121.
"2001 Commissioners' Standard Ordinary (CSO) Mortality Table." American Academy of Actuaries. June 2002.

Frish

6-year-old girl with brain cancer hid love notes for her parents to find after her death

Holly, thanks for sharing.
http://www.neatorama.com/2009/11/04/6-year-old-girl-with-brain-cancer-hid-love-notes-for-her-parents-to-find-after-her-death/

Just a side note:

I googled the article's name, to see what I might see, and was amazed/amused/concerned about the "right hand column" purchase suggestion:

Year Old Girl

Find Low Prices and Multiple Offers
Year Old Girl
shopping.yahoo.com

Frish

Economist Cover Story - Falling Fertility

http://www.economist.com/printedition/displayStory.cfm?Story_ID=14744915

Yes, the rate at which people, worldwide, are having offspring is declining.  
Articles in the Oct 31st Economist go deeply into why this is happening.

Here's what I object to...
While forecasting anything out 40 years or more is generally suspect, in the case of demographics of humanity it is probably not that far fetched.  However, all of the charts in the article end at 2050...
as if, when population begins to level off at 9BN individuals, there is some magical occurance, and human impacts on the environment are not as great...

"The world might indeed have the right numbers to boost growth and still have too many for the environment. The right response to that, though, would be to curb pollution and try to alter the pattern of growth to make it less resource-intensive, rather than to control population directly."

Okay, so population growth is slowing.  Considerably.  However, it appears that there will be (without some horrendous "culling" thanks to (insert apocalypse de jour)) well over 6BN people on the planet from now until 100 years from now...

No indication of how we're supposed to support that many people, while we eat everything that crawls or grows, or swims or flies, and totally decimate every ecosystem...

From another article on the same topic is this gem:
"...the human race will have to rely on technology and governance to shift the world's economy towards cleaner growth.  Mankind needs to develop more and cheaper technologies that can enable people to enjoy the fruits of economic growth without destroying the planet's natural capital."

It is so easy to proclaim this, and yet, the US for example never even signed onto Kyoto Protocols and the Copenhagen session may be equally rancorous.  At least The Economist editors agree that our current course is untenable...unlike all of the Human Caused Climate Chaos deniers...or those who would deny family planning and condoms to the "third world"...

The idea of "more and cheaper" (in terms of impact on the environment) technologies flies in the face of our very human nature.

The interconnectedness and fragility of the chemistry that supports the web of life is ignored, and the results (30, 40, 60 years from now) of our deprecations have been severely discounted (even while the article mentions "consequences of global warming - water shortages, mass migration, declining food levels").

A "clean coal" commercial just aired on my television...From the unabashedly pro-coal http://www.cleancoalusa.org/docs/beyond/ 
"It's clear that meeting America's growing energy demand and keeping electricity supplies reliable and affordable will require the use of American coal. But can we use coal and meet the commitment of reducing greenhouse gas emissions in response to climate change concerns?

In a word - yes!"

The URL says it all "BEYOND" ...........belief!

Frish - child free and grateful for it!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Necrophilia - some thoughts

To Bill Handel as a commentary on his Radio Broadcast of 091030 - "Necrophilia, A Victimless Crime"...

In 1977, my last year in getting a B.A. in Anthropology - ,, I took 4 classes.  I didn't need any more for my major, just 12 units of General Education, at San Diego State University...so, when I registered I looked at the available classes and realized I could go to class on Tuesdays and Thursdays only, giving me a 4 day weekend every week!

I also realized, literally as I reviewed the board of class offerings, that I could write a paper on Necrophilia and turn it into three of the four classes!  And, so...I took:

Black English - That's what Ebonics was called back the, and my professor Shirley Weber was one of the major contributors to the academic study of how the English spoken by afro-americans was related to West Aftican syntax etc.  
For that class, I wrote a paper "The Trickster Character in Black Folklore", all about Br'er Rabbit.

Human Sexual Workshop - As the Prof said, "this is not a lab course, it is academic only"  
I wrote a paper entitled: "Cross Cultural Homosexuality".  The Prof suggested I become a sex therapist...

Sociology of Deviance - When I suggested, about three quarters of the way into the 13 week course, that the deviants we ought to be studying were Rich People, the prof blanched, broke out in a sweat, and did not have a good day...

Sociology of Death - Another fun course, I wrote a paper entitled "Necrophilia"  It was quite a scholarly treatis, and I quoted literary 
references to Necrophilia as diverse as Herodotus, who suggested that the bodies of rich Egyptians (500 BC or so) were sometimes defiled before becoming mummified...and so, the keepers of the mummification process waited 3 days so the body was really ripe...and therefore supposedly not appealing to someone interested in that...all the way to William Burroughs "Naked Lunch" that has a passage that is quite a graphic rendition of Necrophilia.

I'll always be ashamed I only got a A- on that paper, only because the prof was a former Presbyterian Preacher, and he was unable to finish reading the paper, as it made him sick.

Knowing the rules, I turned the Necro paper in to the death class for credit and the Human Sexual Workshop class and deviance class for "extra credit".

Understand, this was WAY before the internet (or Jeffrey Dahmer)...so I had to spend HOURS upon HOURS in a real library to glean nuggets of necrophilia!

Of course, I had two conclusions:
1.  To the true necrophiliac (usually found working in mortuaries, if you wanted to find one), waiting three days makes the body even more desireable.
2.  I also concluded, using all my Anthropological expertise, that Necrophilia is probably a uniquely human behavior and not much else is truly unique to us alone!

Thanks for suggesting that Necrophilia is a "victim-less crime" however, a dead body is as I understand it, is property of it's estate, so, perhaps necrophiliacs are guilty of trespassing!  (but, you are the lawyer after all, enjoy these references...)



Afterword:  There was a female student at school with whom I was more than casually familiar...She was in my first Anthro class, but changed majors to become a Biology student.  She enjoyed going to the mountains and simply sitting quietly, sniffing the wind...in order to discover dead animals...The Sexual Workshop teacher agreed that she may have been a very rare breed, a female necrophiliac!

Cheers, 
Frish

Attached is my West Hollywood Halloween Costume for 2009 (which is very much the same as it has been for almost 50 years!)

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Monday, October 26, 2009

Moishe Plotnik's Laundry

Moishe Plotnik's Laundry


 

 

 

 

.....Moishe Plotnik's Laundry  
        

 


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Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was fascinated with all 
the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.  He turned a corner and saw a building with 
the sign "Moishe Plotnik's 
Chinese Laundry."  "Moishe 
Plotnik?" he wondered. "How 
does that fit in Chinatown?"

. 
So he walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking Chinese laundry.  He could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the name as there were baseball hats, T-Shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry."There was also a fair selection of Chinatown souvenirs, indicating that the name alone had brought many tourists into the shop.  The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office.

Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase in English, thickly accented with Chinese. 

The tourist asked, "Can you tell me how this place got a name like "Moishe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry?" 
 

The old man answered, 'Ah..Evleebody ask me dat.  It name of owner.'

Looking around, the tourist asked, 
'Is he here now?'

'It me, Me him!' replied the old man.

'Really?  You're Chinese.  How did 
you ever get a Jewish name like 
Moishe Plotnik?'

. 
.

It simple' said the old man. 
'Many, many year ago I come to 
thes country.  I standing in 
line at 'Documentation Center 
of Immiglation.'Man in front of me was Jewish 
man from Poland.'

'Lady at counter look at him 
and say to him, 'What your name?'

He say to her, 'Moishe Plotnik.'

.

Then she look at me and say, 
'What your name?' 
  
  I say, 'Sam Ting.'

 

 

 

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Regarding reactions to my Holocaust Deniers post...

(LES, WROTE THE FOLLOWING AND THEN DECIDED IT would JUST INITIATE A FLAME WAR SO I DECIDED NOT TO SENT TO THE GROUP LISTS...BUT HAD TO SHARE SO HERE YOU GO!)

I am so glad my recent thread "Holocaust Deniers" concerning MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE regards not having children caused such a great number of reactions.

The Holocaust to which I referred is the only Holocaust that is capitalized...but all of the events that subsequent posters referred to certainly and simply reinforce my decision not to have children (a decision I made in 1962).  

And no one even mentioned the HUTU-TUTSI CONFLICT  or Pol Pot...

However, and I'm rather disturbed by this...
"I'd have to add to the voices here pointing out that the horror of attempted
genocide continues to this very moment, most notably in Occupied Palestine."

"Occupied Palestine" is what is known by all those who live by the rule of law as the sovereign nation of Israel.  How that came to be certainly is a subject of great debate actually, but, it is clear the Israel is a nation recognized by the overwhelming majority of other nations, and has a seat in the United Nations.

Are the Israeli's doing the "right" thing, to make the lives of those in Gaza and the West Bank uncomfortable/impossible/and or deadly?  Do they react to attacks in ways that are contrary to the "law of war"?  Probably they do...however, they also are continuing to have rockets and suicide bombings and other inappropriate and violent actions taken against Israel by those in the affected areas...and they are surrounded by 100's of millions of people living under governments that choose not to recognize Israel's right to exist as a Jewish state. 

However, there is NO genocide proceeding there.  If the Israeli's really were killing Palestinians as the Nazis killed Jews there would not be any Palestinians left.

Another poster tried to equate the Dresden fire bombing with "genocide" once again totally off the mark..

This may well be a heinous war crime as Dresden was in no way a military target and hundreds of thousands of  Civilian Germans were destroyed.  (See Slaughterhouse 5, Kurt Vonnegut).

Hey, there is evidence that the Japanese were ready to surrender BEFORE the atomic bomb drops, which also are a valid subject for those who know about the rules of war.

PLEASE NOTE AND BEFORE YOU TRY TO COMPARE OTHER CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY WITH THE HOLOCAUST...

THE ENTIRE NAZI MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX WAS CREATED AND FOCUSED WITH A PRIMARY GOAL TO ERADICATE JEWS FROM THE WORLD.  PERIOD.

as one well researched tome on the topic.

Although I am Jewish by heritage, I am not a Zionist, far from it.  I am the Fearless Leader Emeritus of the Los Angeles Brights, and therefore accept no supernatural concepts as anything more than fairy tales.  Life is the inevitable outcome of the chemistry of the Earth...http://www.americanscientist.org/issues/feature/2009/3/the-origin-of-life/1 and there is no such thing as an "afterlife".  

However, I know better than to argue this with those who do yearn for an afterlife...and choose to believe that such a thing can/does exist...

I am not an Israeli apologist either...the Palestinians who were displaced have valid grievances against the Israelis and those ought to be adjudicated.  And, the Palestinians ought to recognize the state of Israel, and they all ought to attempt to reduce the violence in that part of the world...

To "equate" what is happening in the Gaza and West Bank with what the Nazi's were up to is so far off the mark that those who espouse such views "are beyond the reach of reason"...as I suggested regards those who deny the Holocaust.

Just had to rant...and am more happy everyday that none of my kids can blame me for the rapidly retreating Glaciers around the world, which will result in the Death Of Billions...sooner than almost anyone even imagines...
-- 
Cheers,

Frish

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Holocaust Deniers

Got a pretty horrendous email today from a friend who felt the need to share pics of the holocaust with me "so we shouldn't forget".

Just another reason I didn't have children...

1. Partly because I had to see those pictures in religious school on Saturdays for 10 years.

2. Partly because if people could do those things to other people I didn't want to put my kids at the risk of it happening to them.

Those who deny the Holocaust are beyond reach of reason.
...much like those who believe in god...

To be Polanski-ed!

I've shared the latest of my short stories here, with the working title of "Pranks by Boys".

Enjoy and let me know if you think they might try to Polanski me...

Hey, did I just coin a term?  or is "to be Polanski-ed" already twittered around the world?

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Always nice to print for you...

MY CUSTOMERS LOVE ME...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Troy
Date: Thu, Oct 8, 2009 at 3:21 PM
Subject: RE: Always nice to print for you...
TO: FRISH

Hi –

Thank you so much for all of your help.  As you saw this year, things were a little hectic, especially with our communication.

I received the booklets and was impressed with the service that I am accustomed to receiving through working with you.

I look forward to the next time.

Troy

From: Frish 
Sent: Wednesday, October 07, 2009 11:19 AM
To: Troy
Subject: Always nice to print for you...

 

Troy:

I know we were down to the wire on this last one…

And, our last conversation was so focused on how much time we had to get it done!!!

 

I suspect all turned out well, and I thank you for the business…

 

Frish

 

Monday, September 28, 2009

Sponsor Stu for The Military Religious Freedom Foundation!

To those copied...my friend Stuart Bechman is completing his first year as president of the board of Atheist Alliance International.  Last Tuesday he bowled as a sponsorship event.
So, it's too late to buy a cents/dollars per pin felled option, but never too late to contribute!
 
Stuart:
I tried to put you at your goal, but perhaps my math isn't so good...
I copied this from the website after it registered my contribution....

Fundraising target:

$1,000
So far I have raised: $999.50

I'm still laughing.
 
Frish
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Stuart Bechman  
Sponsor Me for MRFF's Bowl-For-Our-Troops Fundraiser!
 Dear Frish,

I am writing to you because I know you care about church-state separation in this country, and that you are shocked and dismayed at how our US military has become the overseas proselytizing arm of the Christian Right over the past twenty years.
 
Mikey Weinstein and the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF) is the prominent organization in the United States that is standing up to this abuse of our military and demanding a restoration of that institution to upholding the First Amendment values that were the foundation of our Constitution and our Republic.
 
But MRFF can't carry out its great work without your support.  MRFF is holding a Bowl-For-Our-Troops Fundraiser THIS COMING TUESDAY, September 22, at various venues across the country.  In southern California, that event is happening at the JEWEL CITY BOWL in Glendale, California from 7-10pm.  I will be joining MIkey, his wife Bonnie, and actor and activist Ed Asner in raising money for Mikey and his foundation to protect our First Amendment rights.
 
We're looking for additional bowlers and sponsors for this event.  If you can join us, we ask that you find ten friends who will sponsor you at $0.06 per pin or $12 per game.  If you can't join us but want to support me as I Bowl for the Troops, I ask that you sign up at my FirstGiving webpage:  

http://www.firstgiving.com/stuartbechman
 
Help me raise a minimum of $300 for the MRFF this coming Tuesday.
 
You can find out more details about this event at: http://www.militaryreligiousfreedom.org/bowling/
Help us restore our military to the proud professional force it once was!
Upcoming Events
MRFF Bowl For The Troops Fundraiser
Jewel City Bowl
135 S Glendale Ave.
Glendale, CA 91205
Thanks for Your Sponsorship! See You in the Lanes! 
-Stuart

Thursday, September 24, 2009

ding dong schoolyard - Snippets from Traffic School!

In Minnesota, when I learned how to drive, traffic school was available as a remedy for some traffic infractions, including speeding...it was known as "ding-dong" school.  The following are from an actual online "ding-dong" school!

The split second before your head hits the windshield isn't the time to remember to fix that malfunctioning safety belt. 

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The key is to drive defensively, which means defending yourself as you drive.
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Scan ahead and think ahead for hazards or potential hazards. By looking ahead, you allow yourself the opportunity to see hazards early
----------PlanAHEAD's Motto!  (inside joke, shareholders only!)

Glass bottles, nails, and other sharp items can be detrimental to your tires.
----------wins the "duh" or perhaps the Homer Simpson "D'oh!" Award...

Backing up is definitely not the time to mistakenly hit the throttle.
--------too bad the D'oh Award's been awarded!

Preview
  • When the level reaches beyond this, to 0.25 and 0.40, you'd better call an ambulance because the average person will be in a coma.
     
  • Levels of 0.45 and up, you'd better call the police; the average person will be dead. 
'nuff said...

Everyone else is driving along a freeway at 55 mph while the person on LSD is drifting along a beautiful street lined with flowers in full bloom.
(Well, if "everyone else" is on the freeway, the Acid Head is only being safe, on that flowery residential street!)

The existence of bicyclists on the road is cause for concern when you are driving. As with pedestrians, they can be seriously injured in any impact with a vehicle.
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Congratulations!

You passed the final exam!

You got 48 questions correct.     

Friday, September 11, 2009

What kind of humanist are you?

What kind of humanist are you?

Hedonistic Humanist

You are one of life's enjoyers, determined to get the most you can out of your brief spell on this glorious planet. What first attracted you to atheism was the prospect of liberation from the Ten Commandments, few of which are compatible with a life of pleasure. You play hard and work quite hard, have a strong sense of loyalty and a relaxed but consistent approach to your philosophy. You can't see the point of abstract principles and probably wouldn't lay down your life for a concept, though you might for a friend. Something of a champagne humanist, you admire George Bernard Shaw for his cheerful agnosticism and pursuit of sensual rewards, and your Hollywood hero is Marlon Brando, who was beautiful (for a while), irascible and aimed for goodness in his own tortured way. You adored the humanist London bus slogan ("There's probably no God, now stop worrying and enjoy your life") and are delighted that wild young comedians like Stewart Lee, Christina Martin and Ricky Gervais share your full-blooded rejection of religion. Sometimes you might be tempted to allow your own pleasures to take precedence over your ethics. But everyone is striving for that elusive balance between the good and the happy life. You'd probably better open another bottle and agree that for you there's no contest.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

A most frightening paragraph...

From this article:

This is the "offending" paragraph:

"So far Dr Ausubel and his colleagues have managed to test around 37,000 compounds using their new method, and they have found 28 that have antibiotic properties. Their most exciting discovery is that some of these substances work in completely different ways from existing antibiotics. That means entirely new types of resistance mechanism would have to evolve in order for bacteria to escape their effects."

I wonder who can describe and quantify the probable and the unintended consequences of having supposed "dominion" over bacteria...

The nightmare scenario:  Some "lowly" bacterium that had fixed (insert trace mineral here) into the food chain no longer exists;  It didn't have a defense to some antibiotic; that arrived, without anyone's intention, nor invitation; downstream from the water treatment plant; that doesn't treat the new pharmaceuticals; that now travel without resistance; from toilet to bay; and then things got bad.

Frish

Another in my collection

Leaner with little to no space between it and the curb.