Why GOOGLE ads may not be the future of advertising...

I receive VHEMT missives on my GMAIL account, which also shows google ads (being free and all).

 

I ignore these "religiously" (being a Bright, not sure that's literally true, but you "get it").

 

However, today I was more than mildly amused by the list of ads alongside my VHEMT email digest...

 

Sponsored Links

Baby Cord Blood Banking

Learn the Benefits of Banking Your Baby's Cord Blood

www.Viacord.com/Cord-Blood-Banking

 

The Tucker Sling

Could your baby have acid reflux? Find relief with the Tucker Sling.

www.tuckersling.com

 

2007 CuteKid Contest

Submit Your Kids Photos & Win Cash! Judged by Professional Agents

www.TheCuteKid.com

 

Amby Baby Motion Bed

Baby will sleep peaceful all night Endorsed by Dr. Sears

www.ambybaby.com

 

GumDrop Pacifiers

soothe and comfort your baby the safe and favorite pacifier

www.GumdropPacifiers.com

 

BubSnug baby slings

Baby slings for newborns & toddlers Simple to use - Comfortable - Safe

www.bubsnug.com

 

Cheap Baby Clothes

Name Brand Children's Clothing Up To 70% Since 1966! Order Online Now

www.TheChildrensWearOutlet.com

 

Fix baby's sleep patterns

Step-by-step program teaches any infant to sleep through the night!

www.sleepsense.net

 

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About these links

It appears to me, the only one that was contexturally correct may be the final topic:

 

"Babies Bite!"  (Perhaps, "Babies Suck!" is the bumper sticker moment?)

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Cheers,

Frish