Friday, December 20, 2013
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink...
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
The business owners aren't buying the contraceptives...it's none of their business literally!
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Halloween is approaching, Sr. Muerto is stirring in his grave...
I call him "Sr. Muerto" since it's MY DAY (of the dead that is!)
Thursday, October 17, 2013
A SueF Yelp!
Kim's Nail Care
Category: Nail Salons
Neighborhoods: Mid-City West, West Hollywood
try it i know l'll love it!.
No accounting for taste...
From: Frish
Sent: Wednesday, October 16, 2013 10:17 AM
To: Robert
Subject: Paperboard production - intro to Frish
Robert, I'm the lead sales/marketing person here at Supreme, I bring more fun…see attached!
We are Los Angeles County's newest paperboard provider, about 12 miles from your plant! (Easy press checks for you, short drive for proofing for me!)
*We came from a high end commercial printing (marketing materials) heritage, and apply our outstanding ability to put dots on paper to packaging!
I understand you have a project with a near term deadline.
Some Philosophy:
We don't charge extra for plates or dies, we invest in you first, since we're confident you'll be back.
I only do business ethically, and, when you share schedule/pricing we won't take the job if we can't do it for that price in the time allotted.
We ONLY provide SUSTAINABLE PRICING – pricing we're happy to honor for the long term.
We're family owned and hit above our weight, thanks to our pre-media operation (we support Honda Motors and McDonald's ad agencies for consistent colors everywhere)
When your work is in the house it's all we are concentrating on.
One thing I know for sure, we won't be doing business unless we meet!
Samples? Would I show you a bad one? They are almost useless to evaluate a packaging provider!
If I don't hear from you first, I'll call you again later today.
Frish
Paperboard Packaging - Unit Container, Folding Carton, POP
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
131001 Another wildlife headline
131001 Two of today's headlines, all is well, nothing to worry about...
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
The potential for human colonization of other planets...
Thursday, September 19, 2013
The best discussion of Fractals in everyday life!
Fart
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1. 1-man salute 2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale 3. Acid-rain maker 4. After the thunder comes the rain 5. Air bagel 6. Airbrush your boxers 7. Anal acoustics 8. Anal ahem 9. Anal audio 10. Anal salute 11. Anal volcano 12. Arse blast 13. Ass blaster 14. Ass-scented methane 15. Ass biscuit 16. Ass thunder 17. Ass whistle 18. A turd whistling for the right of way 19. Backdoor breeze 20. Backfire 21. Bad sprinkling 22. Baking brownies 23. Barking spiders 24. Bean blower 25. Beep your horn 26. Belch from behind 27. Better open a window 28. Blast off 29. Blast the chair 30. Blasting the ass trumpet 31. Blat 32. Blow ass 33. Blow mud 34. Blow the big brown horn 35. Blowing the butt bugle 36. Blowing you a kiss 37. Bomber 38. Bottom blast 39. Bottom burp 40. Break the sound barrier without a plane 41. Break wind 42. Breath of fresh air 43. Brown horn brass choir 44. Brown thunder 45. Bun shaker 46. Burnin' rubber 47. Buster 48. Busting ass 49. Butt bleat 50. Butt burp 51. Butt hair harmony 52. Butt percussion 53. Butt trauma 54. Butt trumpet 55. Butt tuba 56. Buttock bassoon 57. Cheek flapper 58. Cheesin' 59. Colonic calliope 60. Crack a rat 61. Crack one off 62. Crack splitters 63. Crimp off some breakfast biscuits 64. Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust) 65. Crowd splitter 66. Cut a stinker 67. Cut loose 68. Cut the cheese 69. Cut the wind 70. Death Breath 71. Deflate 72. Doing the one-cheek sneak 73. Doorknob 74. Drop a barking spider 75. Drop a bomb 76. Drop ass 77. Dropped a bomb 78. Eggy 79. Empty my tank 80. Exercising the meat nozzle (not sure if this one doesn't belong in a different category) 81. Exploding bottom 82. Explosion between the legs 83. Exterminate 84. Fart 85. Fire a stink torpedo 86. Fire the retro-rocket 87. Firing scud missiles 88. Fizzler 89. Flame thrower 90. Flamer 91. Flapper 92. Flatulate 93. Flatulence 94. Flatus 95. Flipper 96. Float an air biscuit 97. Floof 98. Fluffy 99. Fog slicer 100. Fowl howl 101. Fragrant fuzzy 102. Free-floating anal vapors 103. Free Jacuzi 104. Freep 105. Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor 106. Fumigate 107. Funky rollers 108. Gas attack 109. Gas blaster 110. Gas from the ass 111. Gas master 112. Gaseous intestinal by-products 113. Ghost turd 114. Give a dirty look at the person next to you 115. Grandpa 116. Gravy pants 117. Great brown cloud 118. Hailing Emperor Crush 119. Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! (pick-up line) 120. Heinus anus 121. Hole flappage 122. Hole flapper 123. Honk 124. HUMrrhoids 125. Hydrogen bomb 126. I made a pootie 127. If you are that embarrassed about it, you can always blame it on me. 128. Ignition 129. Insane in the methane 130. Invert a burp 131. It's low tide 132. Jet propulsion 133. Jockey burner 134. Jumping guts 135. Just calling your name 136. Just keeping warm 137. Just the noise 138. Kaboom 139. K-Fart 140. Kill the canary 141. Lay a wind loaf 142. Lay an air biscuit 143. Leave a gas trap 144. Let a beefer 145. Let each little bean be heard 146. Let one fly 147. Let one go 148. Let the beans out 149. Lethal cloud 150. Letting one rip 151. Lingerer 152. Made a gas blast 153. Make a stink 154. Make a trumpet of one's ass (John Milton) 155. Mating call of the barking spider 156. Methane Bomb 157. Methane production experiment 158. Moon gas 159. Mud duck 160. Must be a sewer around 161. Nose death 162. Odor bubble 163. Odorama 164. One man jazz band 165. One-gun salute 166. Painting the elevator 167. Pant stainer 168. Panty burp 169. Parp 170. Party in your pants 171. Pass gas 172. Pass wind 173. Play the tuba 174. Playing the trouser tuba 175. Plotcher (aka a wet one ... bad form, points taken off for emmitting one of these) 176. Poof 177. Poop gas 178. Poot 179. Pop 180. Pop a fluffy 181. Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion (South Park) 182. Prove it 183. Prupe (Norwegian--the E has two dots over it) 184. Puff, the Magic Dragon 185. Quack 186. Rebuild the ozone layer one poof at a time 187. Rectal honk 188. Rectal shout 189. Rectal tremor 190. Release a squeeker 191. Release an ass buscuit 192. Release gas 193. Rep 194. Rimshot 195. Rip ass 196. Rip one 197. Ripple fart 198. Roast the Jockeys 199. Rotting vegetation 200. Safety 201. Salute your shorts 202. SAS (silent and scentless) 203. SBD (silent but deadly) 204. Set off an SBD 205. Shit fumes 206. Shit honker 207. Shit vapor 208. Shoot the cannon 209. Shoppin' at Wal-Fart 210. Silent but deadly (SBD) 211. Singe the carpet 212. Singing the Anal Anthem 213. Skunk smells his own smell first! 214. Sounding the sphincter scale 215. Sounds like a barking spider 216. Sounds like a wompus cat 217. Sphincter song 218. Spit a brick 219. Squeak one out 220. Squeeker 221. Steamer 222. Step on a duck 223. Step on a frog 224. Stink bomb 225. Stink Burger 226. Strangling the stank monkey 227. Stress release 228. Tail wind 229. Telegraph from Ft. A-hole to Cmdr. Nostril announcing the arrival of Gen. Shat 230. That felt good 231. The closest you get to craping while standing up 232. The colonic calliope 233. The dog did it 234. The F bomb 235. The gluteal tuba 236. The Sound and the Fury 237. The stink's gone into the fabric 238. The third state of matter 239. The toothless one speaks 240. Thunder pants 241. Thunderspray 242. Toilet tune 243. Toot 244. Toot your own horn 245. Trelblow 246. Triple flutter blast 247. Trouser cough 248. Trouser trumpet 249. Turd honking 250. Turd hooties 251. Turn on the A/C in your large intestine 252. Uncorked symphony 253. Under burp 254. Venting one 255. Wet one 256. What smell? 257. What the dog did 258. Whoever smelt it dealt it 259. Wrong way burping 260. Your voice has changed, but your breath is still the same. 261. Zinger |
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Funky Fukushima
To those pronatalists who think we can bend the environment to support any number of people
Sunday, September 15, 2013
The road map for retirement success!
Monday, September 2, 2013
File under: Hard to be believe fiile...
Saturday, August 17, 2013
The Darwin Awards Condom (Item is no longer available...)
Thursday, August 8, 2013
You are still connected to Verizon, I'm going to release the call...
"So, the Real Estate Agent is seeing the Banker's screen with the loan offer, and then the phone call is over, since they hang up, but what hung up the data connection, won't the real estate agent still see what's on the Banker's screen???
Friday, August 2, 2013
Climate and Human Violence...Science Mag abstract
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Sunday, July 21, 2013
World Population,three scenarios
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Sunday, June 16, 2013
'Shark Tank' Really Worth 5% Of Your Company? Business Owners Say 'Absolutely' - Forbes
To my clients who have already swum with Sharks, and other, potential Shark Tankers:
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
The Problem of Republicans
They LIE about everything, or say they believe in lies.
1. Evolution ? Never happened!
2. Human caused climate chaos? Not now, not ever.
3. More guns make us safer. (Huh?)
4. There is a 'debt crisis' (not.)
5. There is a 'deficit crisis' (not) (neither are a CRISIS. Both are manageable.)
6. Some people ought to have special rights under the Constitution (Married Man and Woman (only)).
7. Abortion is somehow worse than an elective war. Why don't my tax dollars NOT be spent on elective wars, but instead allow medical treatment for women without government interference? Where is the true outrage, from a moral perspective.
8. Rich people get tax breaks so there will be more jobs (what kind of disconnect are they experiencing? And, reinstating tax rates that were lowered "temporarily" is NOT a tax increase...)
9. We're in trouble with low numbers of Latino's liking the platform, so we'll pander to whatever we have to in order to gain their votes...
Can't wait for 2014 to get to a supermajority Democratic House and Senate.
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Inferno
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Survival? It's up to God!
Friday, May 3, 2013
About time...Scientists project extinction of humanity.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Why people reject VHE ...
Thursday, April 11, 2013
A-Hem
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Pig News
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Slice and Dice, just that easy!
Monday, March 25, 2013
Unveiling Islam
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Sustainable Development Goals Must Sustain People and Planet, Experts Say
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Child Free Motivations
It has been noted that 'ecological' reasons are well spelled out on the website, but, Les certainly knows there are loads of other reasons to deliberately be child-free.
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VHEMT MOTTO: Live long and die out!
Subtitle to the Motto: What part of Voluntary did you not understand?
Began a list...no right answer (it's voluntary!).
Did I manage to share your motivation?
Do tell!
or Don't!
It's VOLUNTARY!
all edits welcome! thanks for playing...
Child-Free Motivator Categories
Environmental - The catastrophic effects of human disruption in every habitat have gone beyond 'fixable', the planet will have her way with us.
Social - We can't change behaviors fast enough to avoid human population apocalypse
Physical - My condition (sterility) opened my eyes to life without kids
Life Centric - Humans are killing too many species before we're gone - fewer people and sooner is better
Misanthropes - Humans are a plague
Political - There are too many people since as yet there are staving infants
Nihilistic - Extinction is inevitable, why wait?
No "motherly instinct" ('fatherly')
Won't care for babies Birthing, Crying, Changing, Feeding
Won't care for kids - Teaching, Financing, Scheduling, Worrying(!)
Sex Schmex - Don't really care for it, with the possible consequences way out of proportion to whatever fun I'm supposed to be having
Noble Sacrifice - I'm being selfless to make as little environmental impact as possible
Selfish - finances, emotions, partnership, friends --- reality is better without kids
Some of the above
Don't Know
Submit your own here:
(Favorite choice/category of all time: Not Discussed in Class!)
*Mine was a political decision at age 9, and I kept another from procreating along the way, my single best achievement!
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
"Morality - The Play"
All concepts open to change at any time.
Intent is to combine and mix the tenents of
VHEMT.ORG
and
http://www.the-brights.net/
and the arch of technology. to provide a provocative look at the future.