Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Sponsor Stu for The Military Religious Freedom Foundation!
Fundraising target: | $1,000 |
So far I have raised: | $999.50 |
I'm still laughing.
From: Stuart Bechman
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Thursday, September 24, 2009
ding dong schoolyard - Snippets from Traffic School!
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- When the level reaches beyond this, to 0.25 and 0.40, you'd better call an ambulance because the average person will be in a coma.
- Levels of 0.45 and up, you'd better call the police; the average person will be dead.
Congratulations!
You passed the final exam!
You got 48 questions correct.
Friday, September 11, 2009
What kind of humanist are you?
Hedonistic Humanist
You are one of life's enjoyers, determined to get the most you can out of your brief spell on this glorious planet. What first attracted you to atheism was the prospect of liberation from the Ten Commandments, few of which are compatible with a life of pleasure. You play hard and work quite hard, have a strong sense of loyalty and a relaxed but consistent approach to your philosophy. You can't see the point of abstract principles and probably wouldn't lay down your life for a concept, though you might for a friend. Something of a champagne humanist, you admire George Bernard Shaw for his cheerful agnosticism and pursuit of sensual rewards, and your Hollywood hero is Marlon Brando, who was beautiful (for a while), irascible and aimed for goodness in his own tortured way. You adored the humanist London bus slogan ("There's probably no God, now stop worrying and enjoy your life") and are delighted that wild young comedians like Stewart Lee, Christina Martin and Ricky Gervais share your full-blooded rejection of religion. Sometimes you might be tempted to allow your own pleasures to take precedence over your ethics. But everyone is striving for that elusive balance between the good and the happy life. You'd probably better open another bottle and agree that for you there's no contest.